5SOS BSM Preferences

#38 You Make A Fandom Joke

important a/n at the end. i need to ask ya'll something, so read please at the end c:

Ashton (Age 16):

"OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" Ashton exclaimed, throwing down the controler as he lost again to Michael.

You look up from your spot on the couch, and smile creepily, "Dead serious." You say and then start laughing and crying, falling off the couch.

The two boys stop arguing over cheating and look at you laughing and crying on the floor, "Are you okay...?" Ashton asks you.

"I-dead-serious-sirius-black-dead-why?" You managed to get out.

Michael leaned over to Ashton, "I think your sister is insane."

Ashton leans over too, "I think so too,"

Luke (Age 15):

"Are turtle babies tadpoles?" Luke asks you one day because of the live stream they did a while ago.

You look up, and face palm. "Don't talk, Anderson, you'll lower the IQ of the whole street," You told him before you started to laugh really hard.

"Uh, what? Should I be offended or not? Why--what?"

You just laughed harder, "Anderson-Sherlock-stupid," You say and he just stands up.

"I'm gonna go google this."

"No, oh my God, Luke, no turtle babies are not tadpoles. That is frogs," You tell him.

His eyes widen, "OH YEAH."

Calum (Age 14):

"Hey, mom, do you we have any pie left?" You hear Calum asks as he walks into the kitchen where you were sitting.

"Mom's not here," You tell him.

"Oh," He says, "Well do you know if we have any pie left over?" He asks, opening the refridgerator door.

"Are you kidding me? Dean ate it all, God, Cal."

"Wait, who's Dean? Is he your boyfriend?" He asks, closing the door.

You roll your eyes, "I wish. But no, he's gone already."

"So this--this Dean dude, came and ate our pie then left?" He asks.

You start laughing really hard, "Dean is a fictional character, go watch Supernatural, then you'll understand." You tell him.

"So wait then there is pie left?"

"Yes, there is pie left." You tell him.

Michael (age 13):

"How do you spell Edward?" You ask, Michael, smiling slightly.

"What? Why?"

"Just answer it," You say, even though you knew how to spell it.

"E-D-W-A-R-D, why?"

"You spelled it wrong," You say, shaking your head.

"What...? No, I didn't. E-D-W-A-R-D." He repeats.

"But there's one I in Edward."

"What? No there's not," He says and you burst out laughing fall to the ground.

"BECAUSE EDWARD LOST AN EYE." You say, laughing.

"What the hell?"

"BECAUSE PETER STABBED HIM WITH A BUTTERKNIFE BUT THAT WASN'T IN THE MOVIE." You continue, still laughing.

"Y/N, what are you talking about?"

"SO GET IT THERE'S ONLY ONE I."

"No, no I don't get it."

"Pansy cake."

"What the heck?"

OKAY SO IMPORTANT NOTE NOW

so a lot of you really liked my last preference about the boyxboy fanfic thingy. do you guys want another one with different pairings? lemme know

and if anyone was wondering here's the fandom from the jokes if you dunno.

Ashton: Harry Potter

Luke: Sherlock

Calum: Supernatural

Michael: Divergent

I was gonna do SuperWhoPotterLock but I couldn't find a good one for doctor who woops

anywho lemme know if you do want part two of the last preference and yeah