5SOS BSM Preferences

disclaimers - read please

uh. hi. from 19 year old me :-)

okay, so basically. i started this when i was mfing 13 (13. that was literally six years ago.). i think i stopped writing these when i was either 14 or 15. that was a long, long time ago. 

so, basically, please read all of this with a grain of salt. all of this mentioned stuff that i was really into when i was 13, and jokes from the 5sos fandom back in 2014. (i'm pretty sure i mention every old joke you could think of, from luke being a mama's boy to calum not being asian.) (i was also into the whole youtubers, dan and phil, superwholock, professional fangirl stuff too.)

that being said, a lot of this is! cringey! as! cringe! could! get! there's probably a lot of stuff i mentioned and said that i do not stand by now. i was in middle school when i was writing these, and now i'm going into my sophomore year of college. i can't even remember 90% of what i wrote in here, and i'm not about to go back and read it. so. if you decide to continue and read this, be prepared for what you might read.

the only reason i'm not just deleting this and moving on with my life is because of how many reads it has. (1.6 million) i may hate everything i did when i was 13, but i'm also not dumb enough to delete a work that's been read 1.6 million times.

i really don't write fanfiction--or anything--at all anymore. i'm not even into 5sos anywhere near as much as i was when i wrote this. (lol i'd still die for mikey tho ngl)

there's not really much else to say? except that if you got used to the tone i wrote this in, i'm sorry. not a single other thing in this book will read like this disclaimer did. why? because, i don't know how many times i can say it, i was thirteen.

anyway, i guess if you're going to read it, you're going to read it and i can't stop you.

while you're here though, stan exo and ateez for clear skin!