the wrong direction [COMPLETED]

eight

day 3-continued

"i lost mine to my current girlfriend alexa san roman when i was 15. we weren't dating then, but you can probably guess that we started going out shortly after," lynn explained, marilee looking like she wanted to be shoved in a poison gas chamber.

"so i assume we're just going in chair order?" jack asked marilee before any other students could continue with their stories.

"sure, yes. dallon, your turn," she answered.

"i lost mine to my boyfriend, ryan seaman. i'm pretty sure i was 16 when i did."

"i lost my virginity to my ex boyfriend mike naran when i was 14. i was pretty young, but it was goddamn good as fuck. i mean, the way he pu-"

"that's enough, mr smith," marilee interrupted. "ryan?"

"i lost mine when i was 15 to my ex dan keyes."

"i, uh, lost my v card to a summer fling i had last year named ian crawford when i was 15," i informed everyone.

"ian crawford, you say?" marilee questioned.

"yeah, why?"

"he went to our camp a few graduating classes ago!"

i didn't respond right away. are you fucking kidding? i can't believe ian had to go through the hell that is this however many acres of land called the true direction.

"hm," is all i could get out without blowing up at marilee.

"i lost mine to...my friend crystal. i was 15," meagan explained in a dishonest tone that the staff didn't seem to notice, but trust me, the gays know when there's something up with another gay.

"i lost my virginity to ex girlfriend jenna black when i was 15. but, she cheated on me, so that's why she's my ex," sarah said.

"okay, is that all?" marilee asked, jon and ashley staying silent.

"i'm pretty sure," hayley responded.

"now, this question might make you uncomfortable, but i want you to know that this is a judge-free zone between student and staff, but also student and student. who in this room out of the students in your class would you want to have sex with the most?" jack asked.

"we'll go in chair order again, so lyndsey? remember, you will not be making anyone feel uncomfortable, trust me," marilee said.

"uh, okay. it would probably be sarah, to be honest. she has a really nice body."

"thank you!" sarah responded, sounding genuinely shocked and appreciated.

"for me, it would be brendon, but don't feel weird, dude. you just have that twink-ish vibe and i'm kinda into that," dallon stated.

twink-ish vibe? it could work, i guess. but, i wouldn't fuck with dallon because he has ryan at home. i am not in the mood to be punched by an angry boyfriend.

"for me, it would be jon for sure," spencer said. jon's cheeks turned pink and i could tell that he was overwhelmingly flustered. it was obvious that he liked spencer and that spencer liked jon. therefore, joncer will thrive no matter what marilee has to say about it; she's irrelevant anyways.

"it would be spencer for me," jon added, ryan then whispering, "told you joncer would be a thing," in my ear.

"next!" marilee interjected in a worried tone. her plan was obviously failing.

"i don't really know who i would want to do it with, but i would probably pick ashley," hayley declared. ashley blushed, but not enough for hayley to notice.

"i would fuck brendon."

oh my god.

"mr ross, i'd prefer if we didn't swear or use that kind of vulgar language," marilee said imperatively.

"hm. sorry, miss travis," ryan apologized insincerely, the staff not noticing his untruthful tone.

"it's okay, thank you for apologizing. brendon? how about you, dear?"

"um, ryan. i like a boy with long legs because that hopefully also increases the chance of a big di-"

"okay, thank you very much!" marilee interrupted. jesus, does she have manners? her mother must have told her to not interrupt people when they are trying to talk. i was just attempting to explain my reasoning.

i looked at ryan next to me, his eyebrow raised in a mildly provocative way.

"maybe you can see for yourself later and judge me and my long legs right then and there," ryan whispered in my ear.

my head turned to him slowly and i smirked at him. he was obviously into it; his facial expression and pants were showing it, from what i could tell.

"i would have sex with sarah because i would be comfortable with it since we've been best friends for so long and i wouldn't feel awkward," meagan explained, sarah looking like she was about to start laughing.

"i would want to have sex with either meagan or lynn because i'm into taller girls, what can i say? long legs turn me on."

"and lastly, ashley? who would you want to have sex with?"

"um, hayley because her hair is really hot and we're around the same age so i wouldn't feel weird."

"okay, your input was...interesting! it's a good start to your road to being a heterosexual. now, we will do a sort of quiz, but it is oral and you will just raise your hand. just let us get the projector ready," marilee said, jack and alex carrying a projector into the room that looked a hundred years old. but, whatever works, i guess.

jack pulled a projecting screen down the wall that i don't think any of us noticed and made sure it was in it's place while alex was messing with/setting up the projector for whatever marilee had planned.

"dude, what do you think they're going to show us? some weird het porn video?" ryan asked, acting like the whole "wanting to have sex with me" conversation didn't just happened.

"i don't really know, but i hope not. straight sex is gross and makes me want to projectile vomit."

"same. also, i hope you weren't weirded out about what i said."

"no, it's fine. i'm glad you feel the same way i do and that it isn't awkward."

"okay, students! the projector is set up and ready to go! what we will be showing you is the sex organs of both the male and female body," marilee announced. this resulted in many people groaning and a loud interjection made by jon.

"ew!" he yelled, marilee shooting a death glare at him right away.

"ready?" jack asked the older woman.

"yes, thank you."

the projector turned on and what i saw was intensely horrifying.

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eek these chapters are difficult to write but i actually have part of a chapter prewritten it's a miracle