day 3-continued
it was an anatomical diagram of a vagina. i'm just glad that it was a drawing and not a real life one.
"ew!" spencer screamed in reaction to the abhorrent diagram that was being projected.
"now, do we all know what this is?" marilee asked, scanning everyone for their verbal and physical responses.
"unfortunately," dallon murmured.
"we're not ten years old, travis. why are you showing us this?" jon asked aggressively, marilee's tolerance level reaching it's all time low.
"well, this is-"
then, finally, in that exact moment that marilee was interrupted, the projector suddenly turned off and the repugnant diagram was gone.
"oh tiddlywinks! alex, will you try to fix that?" marilee asked, not receiving an answer from her son, who we didn't notice was absent from the room until now.
"hello? alex? jack?" she continued calling out while roaming the area.
"i bet they're having a jolly good time, not being here and all," ryan said extremely quietly in my ear.
"no kidding. i just hope marilee doesn't catch them in the act."
the absence of marilee was a pleasure that we didn't get to enjoy often, so all of us students took advantage of and cherished it. once she left the building completely to scavenge for her son and his "friend," ashley asked a question that everyone was yearning for the answer to since the part where we had to answer marilee's way too personal questions about sex.
"meagan, you sounded so skeptical when you told everyone who you lost your v card to. what's the truth?"
"i lost it to sarah last night," she responded a little too fluidly. "breakup sex, ya know."
"are you guys together?" spencer asked in one of those stereotypical gay voices.
"yup. marah is canon," sarah answered, rapidly kissing meagan on the cheek.
"i found jack and alexander!" marilee screamed as she basically flung the door open, making us flinch at the sudden loudness and sternness of her voice. in a moment's time we were all turned around and the group was in eyeshot. jack and alex were being dragged in by a scornful and obviously agitated marilee.
"they will now see what the problem with the projector is," she announced, leaving the room once again to go to what was supposedly the restroom.
jack and alex both hesitantly picked up the probably ancient projector and inspected it carefully.
"oh great," alex groaned. "something got caught on the wires and ripped them or someone snipped the wires. but, it looks like it just got caught on something, no need for an investigation because it's not a clean cut."
"you guys can just be dismissed to your cabins, the projector lesson was the last part of today's session," jack informed us, the entirety of the group almost sprinting out the door and heading in the direction of our cabins.
once we all arrived to our assigned cabins, we started texting in our new group chat.
meagajane: why is alex actually so chill
djweekes: agree he's kinda great
yelyahwilliams: me when alex said the wires ripped from being caught on something: lol
brendonboyd69: dude did u cut them
yelyahwilliams: yeah bc i overheard jack saying something about a sex projection thing and i couldn't put myself through that
hellosarahorze: dang same
iamjonwalker: so meagan i heard you and sarah did something
meagajane: you heard right but what about that certain something
iamjonwalker: how THE FUCK did you not get caught bro
yelyahwilliams: first i made sure there were no security cameras by our cabin area
lynngvnnvlfsen: hayley and i checked,,there's only one by the entrance and from here to the entrance is not a very short distance away
hellosarahorze: it was literally just behind the cabin after we made sure marilee was asleep. i mean, she's in bed by like 7:30
thisryanross: #rebel slay queens
celluloidheroes: damn i'd probably be too paranoid to do anything like that here
afrangipane3: did u at least put a blanket down
meagajane: no ashley we just fucked on the dirt
hellosarahorze: sorry about her ash yes we did put a blanket down
djweekes: a now burned blanket i hope
brendonboyd69: we stan an incendiary sister
lynngvnnvlfsen: yes n that blanket's ashes are somewhere in the woods behind the main
halliamjonwalker: lit
iamjonwalker: literally haha
celluloidheroes: loser
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dang this is kinda short but i haven't updated in like a week so here we go
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