The Nerd Diaries

Twerking with Harry Styles

My whole Saturday consisted of Paulo waiting me, hand and foot, and ignoring text messages and calls from Sarah. I texted Rachel, though. She said she had sex with Bryan to make their relationship "official". She almost went into details until I told her I had to go get a bikini wax with my mom.

What? It's something Rachel won't check.

Anyways, today, I planned on getting up from my bed and just plop myself on the couch in the living room. My mother, had a different idea.

"Rise and shine, Nat! We are getting you out of this room and we are going to talk!", mom shouted as she opened the curtains. The bright sun blinded me and I pulled the covers over my head.

"Mom! Can't you just leave me here until I rot?"

I felt the end of the bed sink. "As promising as that sounds, I'm pretty sure your father and I would get thrown in jail. Now get out of the covers, you're going to suffocate." That's the point.

I sat up and slicked back my messy hair. Mom was dressed up in a plain white dress with black flats.

"Why are you dressed up?" I asked, puzzled.

"I can't look nice?" she asked. I shook my head. "Okay, Paulo and I are taking you... To see... One Direction!"

Is she serious? Why the hell would I want to see them?

I get it, they're cute and can sing but I don't want to see them. I'd rather go to ComicCon but, my mom hates Marvel and anything else I like.

"Don't get so excited", my mom said sarcastically.

I shrugged my shoulders. "I really don't want to go."

"Natalie!" my mother screamed as she shook my shoulders. "Any other teenage girl would love to meet them. You are going. Your father convinced their manager to get you face to face with five megastars! So get up and get dressed."

I sighed. "Only because dad went through all of this trouble."

"That's the spirit!" mom shouted. She got up from the bed and handed me a New York & Company shopping bag. I opened and saw a pink dress.

"You've got to be kidding me?" Mom giggled and skipped out of my room. That woman is going to make me blow up one day.

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"Nice to meet you, boys", my mother said as she shook each of their hands. I rolled my eyes. She's a cougar in disguise.

"Nice to meet such a fine lady like yourself", complimented Harry. Paulo gave me a little push and I ended up almost knocking over Niall. He smiled and it was a very cute smile that caused my lips to curl up.

"And you are?" asked Niall. I almost melted.

"Natalie", I choked out. I noticed that my arms were around his neck and I quickly removed them. I kept the greeting moving and gave Louis a quick hug considering he had a girlfriend. I also gave Liam and Zayn a quick hug and a simple hello. Once I went to give Harry a quick hug, he wouldn't let go. I laughed. No wonder girls love him.

"You're not getting rid of me that quick, Natalie", he said pulling away. I stepped back and looked at each of them. They looked exhausted.

"Sorry about Natalie. She's upset because her boyfriend left back to San Diego", my mother said to them. I rolled my eyes and they laughed.

"He wasn't my boyfriend. We just went out once." Silence and staring.

"I like your glasses", Louis pointed out. I blushed as they all agreed with him.

"So, is this your dressing room?" mom asked as she looked around. It looked more of a practice room for dancing. I know because I watch Dance Moms.

Harry smirked. "It's our room for practicing before our concert, tonight."

"And five, six... five, six, seven, eight!" yelled Liam. I ran behind Paulo who was standing next to mom.

The drummer started drumming and the boys were dancing all over the place. Harry took off his tshirt and swung it over his head like a propeller on a helicopter as he skipped past Louis. Louis was hip thrusting with Niall. Liam was doing a disco dance around Zayn who was doing the sprinkler. It wasn't your typical boy band rehearsal but it was very entertaining. My mom, however, placed her hand on her chest. I'm guessing she didn't like the hip thrusting.

"These boys are... innappropriate", my mother choked out.

"I think they're hilarious", I laughed. Harry danced to me and twerked on my leg. I was dying of laughter as I placed my hand on his back.

Paulo whipped out his phone and took a picture of this hilarious moment. I was one lucky girl. Having a famous director as a dad definitely had it's fine moments like twerking with Harry Styles.

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"Oh my God! You know Harry Styles?" asked my favorite redhead, Megan. Her and Lexi bombarded me when I was at my locker. Their weird, smiling faces made me extremely uncomfortable.

"I met Harry Styles and the rest of One Direction", I said as I slammed my locker shut. I turned to them and they got closer. Too close.

"That is way cool. How come you aren't popular?" asked Lexi. Megan laughed at her question.

"Because Natalie can't dress for shit... no offense." Definitely offended.

"But she gets to meet a bunch of famous people. The only person Brielle met was Raymond Romano", said Lexi.

I gasped. "Raymond Romano? I love him. He played on Everybody Loves Raymond!"

Megan and Lexi had a strange look on their face as they watched me fangirl.

"What are you two doing at Nerdalie's locker?" asked an angry Brielle. I could mentally see the smoke coming out of her ears.

"She met One Direction!" they yelled in unison.

"How do you know that?" she asked. I really listened up for the answer to that question.

"There's a picture of Harry Styles twerking on her before their concert yesterday." Lexi showed Brielle her phone. Brielle's jaw hit the floor and I really wish I had gotten that photo.

"Just because she met Harry doesn't mean she's all that. Actually, I bet she got her daddy to make Harry twerk on her." I frowned. Brielle hates that I know celebrities and she doesn't.

"I don't care about what you have to say, Brielle. You are just jealous", I said, folding my arms. Brielle glared at me and I mirrored her.

"If you are so buddy buddy with celebrities, why don't you prove you're pals with Dean O'Brienh?"

Dean O'brien is the best teen actor ever. I heard that he puts Johnny Depp to shame. This wasn't going to be a problem, though. Dean was also in the movie 'Stopping Alcoholics'.

"And what happens if I do prove I'm pals with him?" I raised an eyebrow.

Brielle chuckled. "I will do anything you want for the rest of the school year."

My stomach did a backflip. Brielle gets to be my bitch for the rest of the school year. I love being me!

"Deal." I said as I walked to class. The only thing that can get in my way is... Dean...

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A/N

Do you think Natalie will get to meet Dean?

Luke Benward as Dean O'Brien