The Chronicles of Rush: part 5

Weirdest Things I've Said (#3)

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"Muddy wasp things eeehhhhh."

"I don't speak click."

"CHAMPION LLAMA PULLER, RIGHT HERE!"

"Ew, it smells like a retainer."

*laughing wildly* "Look at this rigged-ass shit."

"Why am I Lance in both of these scenarios??"

"WAELCOME TO THA PANIC ROOOOOOOM!!"

"I'm so fucking shook I could be a gorram earthquake."

"Yeah, I'm eating sliced cheese. I have a deadline, what's your excuse?"

"I live in my head and that's why I wanna die."

"And then we will need a Hero, and that may as well be...well not you, but somebody."

"See, that right there. That is exactly why I'm Pagan."

"Tiny fikkin bowler hat."

"I think you're forgetting how easy it would be for me to kill you in your sleep."

"It's a block of orange!!"

"We should just abolish society."

"I'm like the very definition of a communication issue."

"Do I need to flip you off again? Because I will."

"Don't liiiiiiieeeeeee to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"

"Oh I'm on shapeshifter duty?"

"Stop twitching at me."

"You're a right piece of coati snot, you know that?"

"Oh god why is it Sunday. Quiznak."

"Genetics has nothing to DO with it!"

*through a mouthful of caramel* "Shut up I'm eating teeth glue."

"I will name him Quash."

"'Somewhere, a duck is watching you.' No, I'm not kidding, it actually says that."

"Smake files."

"When in doubt, it's a gecko."

"I SAID STOP TWITCHING AT ME SIR!!"

Until the next burst of randomness,

~Rush