All of these characters are from my story Should the Ravens Ever Leave and all the meme stuff was found in various places on the internet
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Niq: I've always wondered how you tall people sleep at night when it's impossible for the blanket to reach from your toes to your shoulders?
Thersa: Please go to sleep, it's 4AM
Niq: Oh so you can't sleep?
Niq: ...Is it because of the blanket?
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Niq: Okay. I'm gonna fight this asshole who murdered my best friends.
Auchor: But you're not armed.
Niq: I am.
Zaph: With what?
Niq: Overconfidence.
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Beyri: So, how have you been?
Niq: Eh, fine- except for this headache that comes and goes.
Eagan: *enters the room*
Niq: Aaaand here it is again
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Desy: Here's a fun Yule idea. We'll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it.
Thersa: We are not doing that.
Auchor: Mistlefoe!
Zaph: Guys, NO.
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Thersa: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Niq: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Auchor: I got distracted about halfway through.
Atax: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Match: *stressed bird noises*
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Niq: Rules are made to be broken.
Zaph: No, they were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Niq: Uh, pinatas.
Auchor: Glowsticks
Desy: Karate boards
Timra: Spaghetti when you have a small pot
Niq: Rules
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Atax: Pass me the salt
Poppy: What's the magic word?
Atax: Or else.
Poppy: That's two words but point taken.
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Beyri: I want to be like a caterpillar.
Niq: ...Explain?
Beyri: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
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Zaph: I'm not afraid.
Auchor: Neither am I.
*Zachor eye contact, generally tender moment*
Niq: *interrupting* Well, I'm fucking terrified.
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Atax: I don't need friends. They disappoint me.
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The Chronicles of Rush: part 5
Random5th randomness book???? okay, 5th randomness book.
