A Brief Summary Of The HTTYD Books!

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by cosmiqueer

by cosmiqueer

I'm sorry

Mild spoilers ahead but not really because this is basically just me being a nostalgic meme

How to Train Your Dragon: I would adopt Hiccup in a heartbeat

How to Be a Pirate: tf Toothless can you just...not. Ooh, new villain?? Oh dear.

How to Speak Dragonese: Romans! More Viking tribes! New awesome supporting character! ...Alvin's still alive??

How to Cheat a Dragon's Curse: NONE OF YOU ARE ALLOWED TO DIE STOP THIS NONSENSE

How to Twist a Dragon's Tale: what the fuck Alvin hOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE. Also, patherlike dragons who live in fire. Help.

A Hero's Guide to Deadly Dragons: why does this one feel so separate from the rest of the series

How to Ride a Dragon's Storm: this can't possibly go wr- oh look it did, surprise surprise.

How to Break a Dragon's Heart: oh hello massive plot twists, how are you today. Alvin, you should've died six books ago, kindly fuck off.

How to Steal a Dragon's Sword: umm why are things getting so dark?? what's going on here???

How to Seize a Dragon's Jewel: TF WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUN LITTLE KIDS' SERIES WHY IS EVERYTHING SO TERRIBLE

How to Betray a Dragon's Hero: *loud gross sobbing for 366 pages*

How to Fight a Dragon's Storm: I have no more emotions left. None. What just happened and why was it so sad. Send help.

Until the next burst of randomness,

~Rush