The Chronicles of Rush: part 5

favorite Escape the Night lines and moments

because Goldendoodlegamer11 finally pulled me into the fandom

I swear around half of these are Tim, Gabbie, or Tyler

Glozell- "Am I the only cold one here?"
Tim- "Glo, you gotta bedazzled headband on."
Glozell- "I stole it. Blubedeblo."

Tim- "I'm Asian, I got this."

Matt- "We've killed so many people already-"
Joey- "Technically we've only killed two."

Eva- "Idle is like when something is running on and on, right? So maybe we need to turn something off of idle?"
Sierra- "Is there letters on the ouija board?"
Matt- "Or maybe we needa turn it back on, so it's up and running."
Lele- "Or maybe they're just letters to a code."
Tim- "Let's just kill somebody."
Everyone- "..."

Glozell- "I finally get dessert, and there's a toe in it."

Oli- "Eva, do some detective work!"
Eva- *rolls across the floor*

Joey- "Remember, don't say anything."
Lele- "I won't say anything!"
Joey- "Promise?"
Lele- "I know!"
Lele, like four seconds later- "Okay, you know what? Here's the truth. We voted, Joey wanted her to die, and that's it."
Joey, betrayed- "lELE-"

Joey- "That looks like demonic fingerprints."
Tim- "Those are mine."
Joey- "Oh."

Tim- "Not again. Another stupid scavenger hunt from the stupid evil spirit house man. I should just set the house on fire." *nods contemplatively*

Oli, reading- "'The key to the room is on the first floor.'"
Everyone- "This is the first floor."
Oli- "This is the ground floor."
Joey- "Nooooo."
Eva- "We're not in London!"
Joey- "We're in America!"
Tim- "Stop talking crazy English talk!"

Lele- "What...the balls."
Matt- "I don't know why we're doing this."
Eva- "Oh, of course you don't know why we're doing this."
Joey- "Shut UP!"
(I just love how they're all talking right here, I don't know why. It's not the lines themselves that are funny, but the way the youtubers are saying them?? idk just watch the show)

Joey, to Lele- "Why don't we put you on it?"
Lele- "Why am I a sin?"
Tim- "Daaaaaamn."
Lele- "Oohh, you are deep."

Tim- "Why does everybody in the 1920s love riddles so much."

Tim- "All of a sudden there's a gun being pulled on us by this strapping young sex muffin of a ghost."

Eva, whispering reverentially- "Those muscles..."

Oli- "I'm freakin' out, and all Lele and Eva are thinkin' about is how to get this guy's ffffffflippin' trousers off!"

Eva, smiling- "Alright, this is where I die."

Oli- "Can I-can I borrow one of your guns? ...okay, I guess not."
Colin, four seconds later, handing a gun to Tim- "Take this."
Oli- *face of absolute crushing betrayal*

Oli- "I hate plants! I didn't even think you could hate plants, but I hate plants!"

Destorm- "I can buy your life."
Tyler- "Uhh...cool."

Gabbie- "We're really bad friends, we are not good friends!"

Gabbie- "Is nobody concerned about Liza? She literally just got taken by a really hot dude!"

Andrea- "Did anyone check under the cushions?"
Gabbie- "Did anyone check in Tana's cleavage?"
Tana- *spreads her arms like she's willing to be searched*