The Chronicles of Rush: part 5

am shitposting to prove im still alive

do you ever just keyboard slam and watch autocorrect try to turn it into the most ridiculous things

Hearst juggernauts infuriating hashtags outfitters Gaithersburg featured staggeringly frustrated futuristic broadsheets understand orchestration terrifyingly unnoticeable hydrotherapy interfering bratwurst refreshing heartstrings thereby steward hknmvougtdurgsdggtjdjt oh wow it gave up on that one haha I don't blame it

I low-key feel like I'm high but I know I'm not so tf, me

I'm just perceiving things weirdly and everything is funny and it's just,, strange lol

Also, if you happen to have a sibling, a set of walkie-talkies, and some forestage, try chasing them around said forest while shouting at each other on the walkie-talkies

It's

Weirdly fun

Even though I tripped over my own feet three times and now have two bruised knees and a bruised thigh and have been limping for the past three days

#worthit

Also also, according to my astronomy professor, armadillos are a very important part of galaxies, right up there with stars and planets and nebulae.

freaking armadillos.

Until the next burst of randomness,

~Rush