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Christmas special

A/n: Sorry if this is rushed but Merry late Christmas.
Character: Dazai Osamu
Features: The ADA

"Hey everyone lets do something to celebrate." Because of that brilliant suggestion I somehow ended up at a bar called Lupins on Christmas eve with the other members of the agency. What had started out as an innocent idea quickly turned chaotic as the other members became gradually intoxicated leaving me as the babysitter.

"Hey (Y/n) I have to take my brother home now, will you be okay watching the others?" Naomi asked holding a very drunk Tanizaki who was mumbling something I couldn't make out. "Sure it's fine, I'll see you later." I dismiss turning back to my own drink only to be interrupted by a certain suicidal colleague. "(Y/n) what do I need to do to convince you to do a double suicide with me?" Dazai pleads slurring his words slightly grasping my hand tightly, I sigh pulling my hand away much to his disappointment. "Dazai I am not repeating myself especially when you're drunk." I respond firmly sliding his glass away from his reach only for it to appear in his hand a second later.

"Wait I know how I can convince you." He jumps up enthusiastically rushing towards the stage grabbing a microphone in the process. "Wait Dazai what are you doing!?" I shout in surprise as he pays no attention to me continuing to fiddle with the equipment. Suddenly a familiar song begins as Dazai hums along to it before starting to sing.

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas
Is you

He winks at me as I blush brightly causing the other drunken members of the agency to laugh at my flustered expression. I glance back up at him to see that he's preparing for the second verse smiling brightly at me. The rest of the bar chatters excitedly looking at us excitedly wanting to see how this would turn out.

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You baby

He jumps down from the stage pulling me into a dance as he begins to twirl me around the stage. I blush brightly hiding my face in his chest as he laughs while the music continues to play in the background.

I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick

He continues to twirl me around as the chatter in the bar seems to fade away leaving only me and him in our own little world. I look up to see him smiling down at me, his eyes shine brightly leaving me mesmerised.

I won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
Baby all I want for Christmas is you
You

He sings softly as I lean forward as we sway gently along to the song, there was a bright flash somewhere but I don't know from where. As I glance around trying to find the source Dazai laughs pulling my attention back towards him. "Come I'm singing my heart out for here the least you can do is pay attention." He jokes as I feel myself turn red for what must have been the millionth time.

All the lights are shiningSo brightly everywhere
And the sound of children's
Laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need
Won't you please bring my baby to me

We twirl much faster somehow managing not to hit anything over as he continues speeding up gradually. Somehow I manage to keep up with him as he hums softly along to the tune.

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see my baby
Standing right outside my door
Oh I just want him for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is you
All I want for Christmas is you baby
All I want for Christmas is you baby

He finishes dipping me down as I blush brightly before pulling me back up into a tight hug. "(Y/n) would you like to go out with me some time." He asks a little nervously as flashes go off all around us, most likely from the members of the agency. "After all of that I can hardly say no now can I?" I smile hugging him tightly, he smiles down pulling me into a small kiss as I blush brightly.