Bungo Stray Dogs oneshots

Teacher AU's

Dazai:

-Teaches English Literature

-Would probably only teach a complete guide to suicide

-Somehow tricks Kunikida into doing all his work for him

-Openly mocks physics and Chuuya

 Atsushi:

-Sociology teacher

-Would probably break down crying during classes

-Gullible so would fall for every excuse

-Wouldn't check homework

Kunikida:

-Maths teacher

-Would set loads of homework

-Would teach wrong things (courtesy of Dazai)

Yosano:

-Health care teacher/ school nurse

-Students would be terrified of her

-Probably hates Mori and avoids him at all costs 

Kenji:

-Teaches Agriculture

-Would somehow bring in a cow for the students to see

-Causes lots of damage to school (cow got loose) 

Ranpo:

-Teaches psychology and criminology

-Would probably just talk about various cases and point out the mistakes

-Would talk for the entire lesson

-Would set homework and then forget he even set it

-Would confiscate any food for himself 

Chuuya:

-Physics teacher

-Would probably focus on gravity

-Would use his ability to demonstrate on students who piss him off

-Would cause the most damage out of all the teachers

-Rants about Dazai for 20 minutes every lesson 

Akutagawa:

-Would teach PE

-Would probably scare everyone

-Probably covers detention

-Uses Rashomon on students that annoy him 

Mori:

-Biology teacher

-Would try and get Yosano to help with demonstrations

-Would be called out for sexual harassment on a daily basis (Probably Yosano)

-Would spend the entire lesson showing off Elise (uses her as a teaching assistant) 

A/n: sorry for the lack of update but bit of writers block for the next chapter. :(