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Facade~

Requested by: Kayokoto
Character: Mafia Dazai 
A/n: May contain some spoilers for the Dark Era. Also sorry I haven't updated in a while so I decided to release this one for now, there will be a second part for this and some of the other ones eventually. 

"(Y/n) the director wants to see you." 
I pause glancing away from my monitor to see a familiar blonde looking at me with his usual irritated glare, sighing I save my work before standing up and stretching feeling my back click slightly. "Alright I better go see what he wants." I sigh walking towards the familiar black door leading to the directors office hearing Kunikida sigh before muttering under his breath turning back to his own work, smirking at his annoyance I knock lightly on the door before entering with a grin on my face. "Kunikida said you needed to see me." I grin shutting the door behind me and standing in front of his oak desk. "We have been given another job from the gifted divisions." He explains sliding a yellow file towards me, flicking through it I sigh setting it down on the table. "They have asked that we look into a group known as Mimic who have been said raiding businesses all over Yokohama." I nod looking at the brief frowning seeing a familiar name written neatly on the document the president handed to me. "These are all businesses and establishments that belong to the Port Mafia, should we really be getting involved in this?" I question as he nods gravely. "There have been many civilians hurt in the conflict so the government has decided to have us deal with it as quickly as possible." He explains leaning back in his chair before continuing. "This is the reason I have decided to send you, you are the best field agent we have." I nod picking the file up and tucking it under my arm. "I'll get started right away then sir." I turn to leave opening the door. "If it should come to it, you have the authority to dispose of them." The director says as I nod shutting the door tightly behind me and heading back towards my desk. 

Sitting down I begin to look at the images in detail with each picture showing a building riddled with bullet holes and corpses, swallowing slightly I force myself to keep going as I look for clues. After staring at the same picture I sigh standing up and heading towards the other side of the room to the self proclaimed master detective. "Hey Ranpo you awake?" I ask seeing the brunette leaning back in his chair with his cap over his eyes, groaning he pulls to cap off turning to me obviously bored. "I need your help with this case, can you see if you can find any evidence which might suggest the criminals whereabouts." He groans leaning forward and lying his head on the desk. "I could but I don't want to." He whines as I grit my teeth in annoyance at his stubbornness. "Please Ranpo I need to get this done quickly." He simply huffs sitting up to look at me in annoyance. "How would this benefit me in any way?" He asks as I sigh deciding to end this quickly as possible. "I will buy you any candy you want." His green eyes lit up in excitement as he snatched the folder from me, putting on his glasses he scans through each image quickly before handing it back to me already bored. "See this bullet here." He says pointing lazily towards one of the stray bullet casings lying on the ground of a casino. "This is a special type used by the Port Mafia's interrogation squad." He continues as I squint at the picture trying to make out the writing on the case. "This means that any evidence left will have been cleaned away by them in order to cover their tracks." I nod following as he comes to his conclusion. "This means that you will need to speak to the Mafia in order to get anymore information." I cough slightly before turning to him outraged. "Are you insane, I can't infiltrate the Mafia!" I yell catching the attention of the other detectives. "Well it's the only way your going to be able to get any information." He replies pulling a lollipop from nowhere are starts sucking on it absentmindedly. "Is this the only possible way?" I ask tiredly earning a nod, groaning I head towards the directors office to tell him of the latest development. "Don't forget my payment." Ranpo called after my causing me to curse under my breath trying to ignore him.