Royally Arranged

Chp 36 Mirrors

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Bella

" Calm your titties!"

" I do not have a so called 'tittie'!"

" Yes you have!"

" I do not!"

I always thought Rose and Emmet are the perfect couple, but after today, I don't think they are anymore.

" Just shit the f*ck up, Emmett! Shut up!" We heard Rosalie screamed behind the thin walls.

" What do you want me to do, Rosalie? Huh? What do you want?" Emmett with his usual big rough voice echoed.

" God! Will you ever change? Okay, fine, I accept the fact that you like boobs and bimbos, and I am not one, will you stop-"

" Damn," Alice whispered behind me and sighed.

" Rosalie! It was just one look! God, can you stop being so over-jealous?"

" No I can't! You are not looking at a poster, not a porn site, nor a- a-Playboy magazine but a real life-SLUT! I accept the fact that you like watching porn but not realife! You are married to me, okay?!"

This gotta stop.

I stuffed the earphones in my ears and started playing iPod shuffle.

Tonight we will die,

I'll be yours,

And you'll be mine.

Talking about my love life, I sneaked a glance through the glass wall where Edward and Jasper were talking to Carlisle.

" I know Carlisle. It's over the world, it's on magazine. Emmett and Rose can't-"

About the argument thingy again. Great.

" I don't care! She needs to be sent away!" Rosalie's cries seemed to be louder than my bass.

I ripped my earphones out and looked at Alice with questioning stare.

"What? I thought it was settled," I asked. Alice sighed and flipped her magazine professionally. " It was, past tense. Rosalie didn't like the idea of it. Mia and Em was actually forgiven by Carlisle and Esme. But there's Rosalie, and by Rosalie," she said slowly after taking a deep breathe and narrowed her eyes. " there's nothing as forgive and forget in her dictionary."

" I know." I breathed. " It was stupid Emmet's fault for being a perv."

Last week, Jasper caught Emmet staring at the new maid's boobs. He blurted up to Rosalie and kaboom, everything went chaos. Apparently, it was Mia-the new maid who tried to seduce Emmet with her poppin' rockin' small mini sized uniform with some black yoga pants that brings out her tiny ass that could totally appear in one of those Jason Derulo's songs where he sang a song that could be played in a club or a pub with the words that rhymed with wriggle.

Everything was actually settled when Esme moved Mia to the kitchen cutlery maids but Rosalie refused immediately where-as I quote- " I can't see her fucking face!" place...so here we are.

Picture three rooms; a library, a pinkish fluffy room-Alice's make up room of course-, a university dean's office a.k.a. Carlisle's study room. Now place the characters in. Emmet and Rose in library, Alice, me and Esme in the weird colored room, and the rest in the study room with Carlisle.