Royally Arranged

Chp 37 All About That Bass

Sowwy, didn't have time to edit.

Bella

" Isabella! "

My mind scanned quickly over the things I had done these weeks. Nope, nothing bad beside stealing Jasper's pastries for tea.

"Go," Edward murmured, placing a kiss on my forehead. "I swear! I didn't do anything." I muttered and stepped out of his embrace.

"Aww, wittle-little Bwella got called to the study!" I heard Emmett chortled behind us.

" Shut the hell up."

I brushed my hair neat as I knocked on Carlisle's study. " Bella, come in please." I heard Esme's feminine sweet voice allured me inside.

I poked my head inside and my eyes widen.

" Thanks but no thanks! I am not having the sex talk again! Esme!" I cried when I saw Rosalie, Alice, Esme and Carlisle inside, sitting on the leather chairs and staring at me like I am late for an office meeting.

" No chance, girl. Get in." Rosalie sighed and shook her head. I grimaced and took a seat opposite my sisters-in-law and not Esme or Carlisle incase they plan on spatting out saliva about sex talk and boys.

" Yes, I thought we are 'overage' for sex talks," Alice accoutered in. " Love, you girls are never too old for this talks," Carlisle smiled. " And your mom needs another talk, something close to sex." Carlisle's sweet kind smile disappeared and curled up into a devilish smirk.

" Ohmygosh."

" Eww, seriously!"

" Carlisle!"

Esme just sat there in shock, muted completely. " I need to wax my ears." Rosalie moaned and banged her blond head against the marble table. Esme didn't even compose back to hiss her a 'poise' as usual.

" Then what kind of talk are we having? Ohmygosh, don't tell me it's period talk."

Carlisle flushed into a deep shade of pink and gulped out a 'no.'

We breathed out." Thank God."

"Uhm, I think you girls are a little bit too old for that kind of talk right?"

" Like you said, Carlisle, 'love, you are never too old for these kinds of talk' " I quoted sign fake dreamily expression and rolled my eyes sarcastically.

"Cut to the chase, Carli." Alice grinned and Dad grimaced at his ole nickname. "We are going aboard for a few weeks around the world to attend some function. And you-"

" Ohmygod! We are home alone again! Yes, yes yes!" We found ourself jumping our of our seats, doing the Cullen Wiggle victory dance. " and you girls are coming with us!" Esme spoke aloud, killing the atmosphere immediately.

"What?!" I cried.

" Well, two of you girls, actually."

" Why not the boys? I hate leaving." Alice huffed out.

" They went to Mobile, Alabama last year." Carlisle stated. " That's a rode trip from Florida!"

" Wait, what do you mean, two of us?" I asked Esme, referring to the statement she said earlier. " Either Rose with Bella or Alice."

" What?!" Rosalie screeched again. " Why me?" She complained. " Because you created a world wide report about the fight you had with Emmet." Carlisle shot.

" Ugh. Let's get this over." I grumbled unhappily to Alice when we were told to have a scissors, paper, stone fight to enable who is going.

"SCISSORS, PAPER, STONE!"