Woojin
*The only mature one
*Understands that you need them
*Pays for everything because god he's just perfect isn't he
*Won't look at anything because he feels uncomfortable
*Lets you do what you have to do in the changing room
*He can't look you in the eye
*Just doesn't even say anything
*He still will take you everytime if you ask because he is the most amazing mother
Chan
*Ahhhh this guy
*Hella awkward
*Doesn't know where to look
*There because you asked him but really wants to leave
*You tell him you'll get him food if he doesn't leave you
*Which. He's. Tempted. Buuuuututttt he really just only steps out for o n e second
*That turned into you looking for him every where for an hour and a half
Minhoe
* emphasis on the HOE in this one
*Tries to "HELP" you pick stuff out which results in you slapping him everytime he picks something up
*"MInho that is ridiculous no!"
*Don't even know why you thought bringing him was a good idea
*Forces him out of the dressing room
*"You can't be in here! No nO you cannot HELP"
Trashbin
*oof
*I'm not dark has entered the chat
*Covers his eyes half the time
*he tries not to get distracted by you but fails and then tries to hide it by walking away
*Which. You drag him back because he promised to pay
*Tries to get out of it by aegyo
*fails
Hyunjin
*emphasis on the HOE pt.2
*acts like he's all confident but he is internally screaming
*doesn't leave your side
*His inner smol child is dying but he wants to play it cool
*"Ooh that one looks nice Jagi"
*"Hyunjin do you even know what that is?"
*Precious baby
Jisung
*Dear god
*pLeAsE get this child out of here
*embarrassing you on purpose so he doesn't have to stay in there
*"Jisung I am this close to slapping you."
*"All said was how can someone have that big of watermelons gosh!"
*You leave after 5 minutes because he won't shut up
Felix
*do not I repeat DO NOT TAKE THIS KID IN THERE
*Puts the bra on his eyes and says he's a fly
*"FELIX PUT THAT DOWN"
*Felix continues to make mosquito noises*
*Again he doesn't know what to do so he just follows you
*"Don't touch that!"
*"What is it?"
*"Nothing just don't touch it"
Seungmin
*refuses to go in
*he sits outside but you force him up not wanting to be alone
*He doesn't look anywhere but the floor
*accidentally bumped into a mannequin and apologized
*keeps his hands to himself because he doesn't want cooties
Jeongin
*You don't take him in there
*he plays at the kiddy area
*he gets bored so goes to find you but bumps into everything because he's covering his eyes
*your not even embarrassed
*who wouldn't want everyone to know about this smol precious baby
*buy him a milkshake to keep him busy while you finish shopping
I fukin hate my social studies teacher. Like this HOE really didn't put in my final project grade so I got stuck with a B when I could have got straight A's. But nooooooo, she had to be a bitch.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk lovelies <3
