Rental [yoonmin]

33.

jiminnn added taetae and jhoseok to a group chat!

jiminnn:
GUYS
UMMMM
PANIC gAY ALERT

jhoseok:
I FUCKING KNEW IT
UR TOO GORGEOUS TO BE STRAIGHT

jiminnn:
WHATT

jhoseok:
DONT U KNOW THAT 99.9% OF GAAY MEN ARE INCREDIBLY GORGEOUS

jiminnn:
uMmmM IMMNOTGAY
where tf is taehyung?!!!
i sEe you reading our messages BETTER ANSWER HOE

taetae:
im still mad

jhoseok:
we're gonna hang out today thoughhh

taetae:
yeah so 🙄

jiminnn:
you know you call everyone a kid you're and you're the one acting like one

jhoseok:
PREACHHHHH

taetae:
at least im not a panic gay

jiminnn:
FuCK WHY DID YOU GO THERE

taetae:
WELL WHYRE YOU CALLING MW A KID

jiminnn:
BC SOMETIMES U ACT LIEK IT

taetae:
EAT MY TOE

jiminnn:
I DONT HAVE A TOe FETISH

jhoseok:
ok OK CAN we calm down please? everyone?

taetae:
alright what's UP besides jimins toe fetish

jiminnn:
ummm IM panicKinG hardcore

jhoseok:
why's that???

jiminnn:
SOOO MANY THJGNA GOIN ON

taetae:
i knew working with guys would fuck you up

jiminnn:
i had a dream
A DREAM ABT ME AND A GUY AND I FEEL SO DIRTY

jhoseok:
about who?

taetae:
where you the bottom?

jiminnn:
WHAT DOWS THAT EVEN MEAN

taetae:
did he fuck or you fucked

jhoseok:
jimin is a total bottom

taetae:
you're right
we been known

jiminnn:
THERE WAS NO FFUCKING
JUST TOUCHING
LOTS AND LOTS OF TOUCHING AND FEELSSS

jhoseok:
ew could you not go in detail

taetae:
the real question is did you LIKE it?

jiminnn:
i did BUt only in my dream

jhoseok:
are yOu suRe abOut thAt?

taetae:
i bet 150 he woke up with a boner

jhoseok:
i think so too

jiminnn:
WHY ARE YALL TALKITM ABOUJ ME LIKE IM NOT HERE

taetae:
did you or did you not like it in REAL life

jiminnn:
nooo!

jhoseok:
then why're you so worried about it?

jiminnn:
bc the guy in the dreams is my rental!!!!

taetae:
oh no
pls don't catch feelings for your rental
been there done that and it ain't pretty

jhoseok:
who ??
you never told us

taetae:
"we're not allowed to say who our rental is"

jhoseok:
ok using my own words against me 😪

jiminnn:
im not going to catch feelings ok

jhoseok:
sooooo what was the whole point of this convo then?

jiminnn:
im just freaked out

taetae:
watch gay porn

jiminnn:
what?!?!

taetae:
yeah
if you like it then maybe you're curious

jhoseok:
i can't believe im saying this but tae is right

jiminnn:
so that's the best advice you guys can give me?
to watch gay porn?

taetae:
well i was gonna suggest going to a gay bar but that's extreme

jhoseok:
and considered cheating since you do have a gf
so yeah just watch gay porn

taetae:
watch like BDSM
i think you'll be into that
hellooo?
we see you read our messages

jhoseok:
are you gonna ignore us now ???

jiminnn has left the group chat!

taetae:

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