Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash

The Beginning of the End

THWAP!

Ash knocked the butt of his shotgun into Freddy's face, sending him to the ground! "Get up, fuck nut!" Ash screamed before aiming his shotgun at Freddy!

BA-BOOM!

"AHHHHH!!!" Krueger screamed as the buckshot hit his crotch, causing him to writhe in pain on the ground!

"Ooh! That's going to leave a mark!" Ash yelled. Krueger held what was left of his crotch as Ash raised his chainsaw and revved it! "Ready for Hell, Krueger?"

Krueger just snickered and raised one claw and pointed behind Ash.

"What are you smiling at, no-nuts?" Ash asked. He then became aware of heavy footsteps behind him; Ash turned around: Jason Voorhees stood menacingly in front of Ash, raised his machete for a killing swipe, and swung down towards Ash, but Ash parried with his chainsaw!

The clang of metal-on-metal was deafening! Ash used the brief reprieve to dive out of the way while Jason recovered! Ash lay on the ice, catching his breath!

"Close one, Williams," he said to himself as he got to his feet smiling. "But my luck is still-"

Ash stopped mid-sentence; Jason was less than an arm's length away from him! Jason grabbed Ash by the collar and slammed him down on the ice, causing it to-

CRACK!!!

"Oh, shit," he muttered. "That's not a good sign-"

The ice finally gave way and Ash plummeted into the cold water below while Jason looked down into the hole Ash broke through!

"I'm almost glad you're back!" Krueger said to Jason. "That guy talks way too much!"

"ASH!" Carrie shouted as she watched Ash disappear into the ice! She stood frozen to the spot, waiting for Ash to resurface, but he never did. "He can't be dead," she cried out! "He can't be!"

She started towards the hole, but David grabbed her and stopped her!

"Carrie, the book!" he screamed, pointing out the Necronomicon lying only inches away from her foot! Carrie, seizing opportunity, grabbed the Necronomicon and made a dash back towards the lakeshore with David!

As they ducked behind a bush, Carrie opened the book and began flipping through it! "Where the hell is it?"

"Carrie, I don't mean to rush you, but they're going to realize we have the book any second!" David said in panic!

"Well, are we gonna prance around all night, or are we gonna dance?" Krueger said as he and Jason circled each other. Jason struck at Freddy chest. The razor-sharp blade sliced a good hole in the sweater Krueger wore, but passed through Krueger himself like he wasn't even there!

"Ha," Krueger laughed. "Didn't your mother teach you how to play ball, Jason?" Krueger backed up and said, "I learned from my brothers!"

Freddy stepped back and began to split right down the middle! The two halves pulled away from each other and Jason suddenly found himself staring at two Freddies! Both Freddies then divided again, leaving four! And again, bringing eight! The "real" Freddy pointed out each of the Freddies as he introduced them.

"Jason, meet Fred, Freddie, Frederick, Fredo, Frieda, Bubba Fred, and Chuck! Ah-hahahahahaha!"

The eight Freddies encircled Jason, with the "real" Freddy standing right in front of him! "And the first thing they taught me was strength in numbers!"

Immediately, all of the Freddies charged Jason. Some grabbed at his arms, others grabbed at his legs. The real Freddy stood and watched the spectacle. The seven copies began slicing and dicing Jason, sending chunks of dead flesh into the air, their blades moving so fast that they were nothing more than cartoonish blurs! Soon, they stepped back to admire their work: Jason moldy clothes had seemingly been eschewed, replaced by a gaudy pink dress with white frills! His mask had been given a "makeover," with makeup smeared all over, particularly noticeable were a pair of rosy "cheeks."