Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash

Everything erupted into chaos! Ash and Jason charged Freddy simultaneously! Ash rammed his chainsaw through Freddy's gut while Jason swung his machete into Freddy's head! The blade cleaved through the side of his head and into his eye, knocking him off balance! Jason and Ash took turns delivering blows to Freddy's torso, causing shreds of flesh to fly into the air!

"What the hell is happening?" Carrie asked.

"No clue!" David answered.

Ash turned away from Freddy to see Carrie and David still standing in the same spot! "What are you doing?" he yelled at them! "Go, find that machete!"

"Don't need to tell me twice!" David said before running back towards the Voorhees mansion as Ash turned back to Freddy, who Jason was trying to hack at with his machete! Ash shoved his chainsaw through Freddy's back and revved it! Jason took the opportunity to ram his machete through Freddy's face! But Freddy barely reacted as the two weapons tore open his flesh!

"Two on one! No fair!" Freddy screamed! He snapped his clawed hand and vanished, leaving Jason and Ash to stare at each other on confusion!

"Ah-hahaha!" Freddy's laugh filled the air around the lake!

Jason!

Jason spun away from Ash, looking around for the familiar voice!

My special, special boy!

Jason turned around... and was suddenly met with Freddy Krueger's hideous visage!

Instinctively, Jason swung his machete at the hideous face!

Ash barely had time to duck out of the way of Jason's blow! He missed the blade by less than an inch and turned to his companion! "What gives, man? We're supposed to be a team!"

Jason swung again, causing Ash to block the swipe with his chainsaw!

"Guess you should have known, Ashy Boy!" came Freddy's disembodied voice! "Jason here doesn't play well with others! Ah-hahahahahaha!

Jason swung again, but Ash rolled out of the way just in time for Jason's machete to embed itself in the ice! Jason removed his machete and swung it again!

Ash, in a moment of quick thinking, raised his leg and kicked Jason in the crotch! Jason didn't even flinch as Ash stared at Jason, bug eyed!

"Oh...!"

Jason grabbed Ash by the collar and tossed him backwards into the air!

"...SHIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!"

"Batter up!" Krueger said, suddenly appearing in Ash's path! Holding up his clawed hand, Krueger suddenly formed a shimmering blue energy barrier around himself! Ash slammed face first into it, sliding to the ground with an "Ooof!"

The barrier dissipated, and Krueger shouted in victory! "A home run! A home run! The Cubs win the World Series!"

Ash, dazed, grabbed at the hem of Freddy's shirt, trying to stand! Freddy pulled him up and raised his clawed hand into the air, causing Jason and Ash to levitate!

Freddy then flicked his glove; Jason was sent flying in one direction while Ash was bashed repeatedly against the trees.

"Whoa! This would be a really good time to find the passages, guys!" Ash screamed as he was thrown up and down, to and fro, hither and yawn against the trees by Freddy like a pinball machine!

With a final throw, Ash was hurtled towards shore, crashing headfirst into a fallen log; his legs flipped over his head and landed flat on his ass on the other side of the log!