Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash

Freddy vs. Jason: The Rematch

Jason tossed the machete in his left hand at Freddy, but Freddy dodged as it flew past and embedded itself in the wall just below Ash's crotch, who whimpered as it had missed him by less than a centimeter!

Jason took his remaining machete and swung it down at Freddy, missing him by mere inches as well!

Freddy took his long claws and sliced Jason's arm, then jumped on his back and began to knock him in the back of the head with his elbow! Jason began bucking wildly, trying to get Freddy off of him!

"Come on, fucker! I can stay on the full eight seconds!" Freddy taunted!

Enraged, Jason ran backwards and knocked Freddy into a wall, sending both of them crashing through! Freddy groaned as Jason's 200lb. frame crushed his body! Finally using his new anilities, Freddy caused Jason to levitate into the air! He gave a quick swirling motion with his glove, causing Jason to rotate around and smack his head against the stairway banister over and over!

"Round and round she goes! Where she stops, fuck if I know!"

Freddy finally let Jason fall to the ground, but he was immediately back on his feet! "Come on, let's go!" Freddy yelled.

Jason back swung the machete and got Freddy in the side, causing blood to spray the walls! But as soon as the machete left Freddy's flesh, the wound healed itself!

"Neat trick, eh, gimpy? Bet you wish you could do that, huh? Well, maybe you could if you could read!" Freddy joked. Angered, Jason charged Freddy again! Freddy performed a step-to-the-left and, with a wave of his claw, "shoved" Jason headfirst into the wall!

"Tell you what: I've got a little consolation prize!! I know a few kids who are dying to see you again!"

Freddy turned to the Heavens and yelled, "ARISE, VOORHEES VICTIMS PAST AND PRESENT! GIVE YOUR KILLER A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE!"

At this, the ground began to tremble and shake! Jason looked down and saw the boards move underneath his feet! Suddenly, a hand shot up through the wood and grabbed Jason's ankle! Moments later, a second did the same! And another, and another!

Slowly, the spectral corpses of Jason's past victims began to crawl through the wooden boards! There was a man with a meat cleaver in his face, a woman with an ice pick in her temple, a black man dressed in cowboy garb, and a diner waitress in a pink dress and apron!

Jason knew them all! He had killed all of these people; every last one of them had died by his hand! And now, thanks to Freddy, he would die by theirs!

More corpses began to break their way through the floor. There was a coroner and a police officer, two security guards, and several people Jason had dispatched recently. Freddy recognized these victims as the casualties of their first fight seven years ago. Freddy recognized Linderman, Kia, Deputy Stubbs, Gibb and the Glowing Raver, Blake and Trey, all of whom Freddy tried to kill before Jason took them!

Now came Will, Lori, Bree, Marcus, Furious, Becka, Sandy, Jake, and Jarvis! Every single soul that had died by Jason's hand was now trying to drag him back to Hell with them! Jason struggled with all of the strength he possessed, but the corpses overpowered him!

"Come on, Jason!" Freddy screamed. "Your old camp buddies are dying to see you again! Ah-hahahahahaha!!!"

One of the severed hands grabbed Jason's dropped machete.

"It appears one of my helping hands has found a prize!" Freddy screamed. The hand picked it up and flew towards Jason. With one quick shove, the machete pushed its way through Jason's rotted back and out his chest.

Maybe...

Fully enraged, Jason grabbed the blade of the machete... and pulled it through his body, the blade slicing his undead flesh! He grabbed another section and pulled again! And again!

"Dumb as a stump and strong as an ox. You just don't quit do you, Jason?!" Freddy wondered aloud.

Jason gave a final almighty tug and pulled the machete through his body. The handle pulled out with it a good-sized chunk of Jason's chest cavity. Ash, who was all but forgotten during the battle, looked through the hole in Jason's chest.

"That's gotta hurt." One of the hands pinning him to the wall twitched, causing Ash to scream.

"You mother..." Ash never finished his sentence, as he twitched his shoulder and pulled the hand from the wall.

Jason took the machete in hand and began chopping away! He took the machete and shoved it through Creighton Duke's throat. Duke decomposed in seconds, withering away into nothing more than dust. Then, he grabbed the corpse of Bree and threw it against the wall. One by one, he slaughtered all of the corpses, there must have been close to three-hundred, and watched them disappear before his eyes!

At last, only one was left. Jason remembered this one all too well. It was the one he had killed numerous times while he was in Hell: Heather. He took his machete and thrust it up and into her stomach, moving so fast that he actually lifted her off her feet and pinned her to the wall a good two feet above the ground!

Instantly, she began to decay. Her guts spilled open and rotting intestines and lungs fell out. They never hit the ground, as they had rotted into dust before they even reached the floor.

Slowly, Jason turned to Freddy!

Freddy let out a bemused chuckle and said, "That was actually kind of impressive! Well, it's been nice seeing you, but I can't stay and play grabass all day. The Necronomicon and I have plans to set into motion. And it's all gonna start with bringing new walking nightmares to children all over..."

He turned towards where the book lay, but there was no trace of it except for a dust-free spot on the floor from where it had lain, and a single page that had somehow been torn free from the binding and left to crumble into dust.

"No..." He turned to the spot where Ash was trapped, except Ash wasn't there either. The bladed hands that had held him there were covered in blood on the ground.

"NO!" Freddy shouted. The walls around him shook as his voice resonated throughout Crystal Lake. "WILLIAMS...!

"WHERE'S MY GODDAMNED BOOK?"