Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash

Jason vs. Ash: Round 2

"Everyone, move to the front of the store, please!" Carrie screamed at the shoppers while she fought her way through the crowds! She was still looking for Bree and hadn't had much luck finding anyone else, either! "David! Bree!"

"Carrie, over here!" David yelled. Carrie heard his voice and pushed through the crowd to find David trying to drag a woman away from a pile of blood and guts that had been her husband!

"Get her out of here!"

"What about you?" Carrie asked.

"I'm going to find the others, then call the police!" David didn't wait for Carrie to respond before running for the front office!

Ash fired his shotgun at Jason, knocking the machete out of his hand. Seizing his advantage, Ash took his chainsaw and sliced it across Jason's gut! He stuck it into Jason's side and was showered in black goop that stunk to high heaven! Jason backed away and grabbed the chainsaw, bringing his fist down on the engine and smashing it to bits! Instantly, the chainsaw stopped!

Ash looked at Jason, then at the chainsaw, then back at Jason.

"Oh shit!" Jason grabbed the chainsaw blade as Ash protested. "Hey, big fellow. No need to do anything..."

Jason swung the chainsaw around in a full circle with Ash still holding onto it for dear life!

"CRAAAAZZZZYYYY! AHHH!" Ash was spun around and around until Jason let go of the blade, sending Ash into a stack of boxes! Jason then turned and grabbed a man who happened to be fleeing by, holding him by the throat and lifting him into the air! With his free hand, he grabbed a toothbrush that had been removed from its packaging in the commotion and stuck the tip of it in the man's ear!

"What the-?" The man started to scream, but Jason pulled his hand back and slapped the toothbrush all the way into the man's ear, blood dripping off the bristles!

"Don't forget to floss!" Freddy shouted from Jason's mind.

Jason then grabbed another shopper and ripped his lower jaw free of his head! The man stumbled around with his tongue dangling free before Jason mercifully ended him with a machete skewer to the neck!

"Clean up on Aisle 4! Bring the bleach!" Freddy laughed!

Finished, Jason lumbered down to the end of the aisle, taking extra care to stomp on the decapitated head nearby! He approached the end of the aisle...

WHA-BAM!

Ash whipped around the end of the aisle with a large frying pan and directed it right at Jason's mask! It connected with a loud "CRACK" and a vibrating "DOING" from the pan! Jason's head cracked as it twisted sideways! He grabbed his head and, with a single twist, yanked his head back into place, then snatched the frying pan from Ash, moving with a speed that left Ash rather speechless!

WHA-BAM!

Jason swung the frying pan so hard and fast that it shattered when it connected with Ash's chin. Ash stumbled backwards, drunkenly tripping over the puddles of blood and offal on the floor.

"London bridge is falling down! Falling down, falling down!" Ash dazedly sang as he fell down, landing face first in someone's stomach.

"My fair lady!" Freddy finished as he stuck his head out from Jason's black rotted ear.

Ash sat up and slowly got his bearings. "Come on, Wayne Dead-Ski!" Ash screamed as he stood. He ducked down into the Automotive section, where David was waiting!

"Catch!" David tossed Ash a tire iron, who caught it and slammed it into Jason's head! The iron pierced Jason's rotted skull, but Jason didn't seem to notice! He grabbed the iron and pulled it out before snapping it in half, tossing the broken pieces at Ash! The pieces barely missed Ash and David, but pierced through two rows of motor oil before embedding in the wall behind them!