His Favourite Pick Up Lines

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(Younger) Professor X- "Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you."
"Are you make of copper and tellurium? Because you are CuTe."

(Younger) Magneto- "If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."
"You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms."

Beast- "If you were a library book, I'd check you out."
"Do you like science? Because I've got my ion you."

Cyclops- "Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here."
"Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them."

Wolverine- "Life without you is just like a broken pencil. Pointless."
"What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

Gambit- "I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?"
"What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?"

Colossus- "I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art."
"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever."

I have no apologies for the nerdy ones

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