peter quill goes to the dentist

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"[Y/N], no," Peter whined, crossing his arms with a huff. "I am an adult and I do not have to go."

You mirrored his movements, and raised an eyebrow at him. "Mhm, yeah," you rolled your eyes. "When was the last time you went to the dentist?"

"1987..." he mumbled, uncrossing his arms and looking at the floor.

"Exactly, let's go."

[ LATER... ]

"Hello, Mr. Quill-" the dentist began.

"Star-Lord."

"I'm sorry?"

"Call me Star-Lord."

"But on your-"

"I don't care what is on my stupid papers."

"Alright then."

Once again, you rolled your eyes at your friend, who flinched when the dentist clipped the towel around his neck. He moved the x-ray machine down, and reached for the mouth piece. Peter almost punched the poor doctor when he turned to him, with the black piece of plastic in his hand. Luckily, you used your powers to stop his fist before it collided with the doctor's back, and Quill shot a glare at you.

"What's that?" Peter asked defensively.

The doctor seemed confused why a middle aged man was asking him about what he was doing. He shook it off and answered, faking his politeness.

"This is going to help me take an x-ray of your mouth, Mr. Star-Lord." Peter seemed satisfied when the man called him by his preferred name.

"Can't you get cancer from an x-ray?"

"Quill," you warned, and you got yet another glare.

"I'm not sure-" the dentist answered wearily.

"My mother died of cancer."

The dentist, whose nametag you just noticed, was named Dr. Scott, fell silent and pursed his lips. He looked at you before clearing his throat.

"[Miss/Mister] [Y/N], may I speak to you?" he said to you, and you stood up to talk to him outside, in the hallway.

As soon as the door closed, leaving the two of you alone outside, the professional dentist was gone. Dr. Scott ran a hand through his dark curls and sighed.

"What's his deal?" he pointed his thumb at the door.

You huffed and began your explanation for your teammate's behavior. "Well, when his mother died he was abducted by these people from space, spending almost all of his life with them, then finding out that his father is technically a god along with the rest of his team, the Guardians of the Galaxy. His father was a planet, I guess, and wanted every other planet to be apart of him too. Therefore, Mr. Quill in there had to kill him too," you took a deep breath before continuing. "After that, there was this big purple guy with some fancy rocks that killed half the universe, Quill being one of them, and the Avengers saved everyone's ass, again."

"Hm," was Dr. Scott's response, as if it was normal. "I think Steve told me about him recently."

"Steve Rogers?"

"Yeah, he's one of my patients. I took care of him when he woke up from the ice."

"Makes sense when he said 'go to the dentist down the street'."

Dr. Scott nodded, then opened the door to a Peter Quill rummaging through every drawer and examining every tool. A flick of your wrist sent him flying across the room, and pinning him against the wall.

"Peter Jason Quill," you growled, stomping towards him. "You are acting like a five year-old. What would Gamora say about this?"

The man-child drooped his head in defeat. Dr. Scott seemed amused by your scolding and Peter did not look happy about that. They were glaring at each other like two dogs fighting over a piece of chicken.

"In the chair," you barked at your friend, who quickly obliged. "Continue, Doctor."

[ 1 HOUR LATER ]

"Just come back on Tuesday for your fillings!" Dr. Scott called to you, as you walked out the door of the office and began down the road.

"My teeth hurt," Quill mumbled, tenderly touched his sore mouth.

"I wonder why," you sighed, exhausted from keeping up with your childish teammate.

"Whath a filling?"

"They need to fill your cavities so they don't make the holes in your teeth any  bigger."

"How dho they dho that?"

"Needles, some filling stuff, a weird light thing, and your tounge feeling too big for your mouth."

"NO!" your friend took off down the street, screaming, sending you into a fot of laughter. "NOT NEEDLES!"

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