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Incoming call from: Hazel Connors.

Accept or Decline?

Call Accepted.

Cooper: thought you went to the party?

Hazel: You thought wrong ;)

Cooper: great!

Hazel: I thought you were going to text me :(

Cooper: don't make me feel bad about myself

Hazel: Just when a guy tells a girl he's going to text her but then he doesn't, she croons all over her phone with tears in her eyes wondering why life is so cruel to her

Cooper: oh fuck you lol

Hazel: :'(

Cooper: do you want a hug

Hazel: Not from you. You didn't text me.

Cooper: of course you want one from me. everyone wants a hug from me

Request for Video Call From: Cooper Dean

Accept or Decline?

Request Accepted.

"You look cute tonight Hazel."

"What do you mean, I look the same as normal."

"Cute Hazel is cute."

"You're so strange."

"I could make a song about how cute you are."

"What are you doing?"

"Woaaah yeah yeah! Hazel the cutie, she has a nice booty."

"Oh my God."

"She's such a cutie always drinking smoothies."

"Could you stop?"

"Hazel the cutie patootie with the worthy booty doesn't even know how good she's got it!"

"I... There are no words."

"But she is a... Cuuuutieeeee yeah."

...

"How did you like my song?"

"Have you been staring at my butt?"

...

"Well... Yeah."

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