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Cooper: I probably shouldn't be telling you this

Cooper: and she'll kill me if she ever found out

Jackson: what

Cooper: but I had to tell someone that wasn't myself in the mirror

Jackson: what are you talking about coop

Cooper: do you think hazel is innocent

Jackson: she's uber innocent

Jackson: I bet her dreams are legit about waking up and seeing a unicorn

Cooper: yeah well

Cooper: she so isn't

Jackson: what

Cooper: that girl is a freak

Cooper: I swear she's so comfortable with being half naked around me

Jackson: I don't get it

Cooper: and one time she grabbed my hair when we were making out and she made these sounds that was so fucking sexual omg

Jackson: where's the problem

Cooper: and another time she kissed me so hard my lips swelled up

Jackson: when was that

Cooper: before she left for indiana

Jackson: the day we went to get pizza

Cooper: yeah

Jackson: so they WERE kissy lips

Cooper: did you see it?

Jackson: everyone saw it

Jackson: that's why that waitress was trying not to cry she was gonna flirt with you but bam kissy lips

Cooper: fuck

Jackson: you didn't do a good job of covering it up

Cooper: apparently not

Jackson: lmao she marked you as her territory and then left

Jackson: you even smell like her 99% of the time.

Cooper: is this a werewolf novel

Jackson: omg you need to read the ones on wattpad with me

Cooper: -_-

Jackson: so did you do the dirty

Cooper: nope nope nopity nope can you see the problem now

Jackson: no

Cooper: dude she wants it

Jackson: no she doesn't she just likes kissing you

Cooper: she likes kissing me because of my u know what

Jackson: well duh

Cooper: dude I'm telling you she probably wants it

Jackson: lmao ok

Jackson: virgin boy

Cooper: :(

Jackson: are you scared of doing it with her

Cooper: kinda

Jackson: why

Cooper: what if

Cooper: I mean I love her and I really think she loves me because she can't stop hugging me or telling me that or just smiling or being content with me even when I'm being an absolute prick or

Cooper: annoying her on purpose, and she always shares her food with me which is great too but what if everything is weird after

Jackson: it won't be weird if you don't make it weird

Cooper: me? excuse you

Jackson: yeah you

Jackson: you make everything weird

Cooper: give me examples

Jackson: that time I told you I loved you

Jackson: you looked at me as if I was batshit crazy and then went aww and gave me a hug

Cooper: that wasn't weird! That was a bro hug

Jackson: it was weird as fuck mate

Cooper: ok fine

Jackson: have you talked to her about it

Cooper: no

Cooper: it'd be awkward

Jackson: I swear to Walt Disney

Jackson: don't make it awkward

Cooper: how do you not make the sex talk awkward

Jackson: play 'let's talk about sex' by salt n pepa and it'll be fun and cute

Cooper: you're fucking crazy

Jackson: try it and tell me where it gets you

Cooper: she's not back until 4 days :(((

Jackson: do you miss her

Cooper: yeah

Jackson: lmao ok

Cooper: help me o best friend

Jackson: I have

Cooper: let's talk about sex baby

Jackson: there you go making everything weird again

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