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Cooper: help me

Jackson: you haven't given in your report of the frozen movie yet

Cooper: that was like five months ago are you serious

Jackson: do you not want to be part of the disney club

Cooper: look, I told you it's like the lion king ok

Jackson: in what way

Cooper: Elsa was Simba aka the prodigal son and she ran away for a lil bit, Hans was Scar because he tricked Anna into believing he was a homie like Scar tricked Mufasa, Christoff and Olaf were Timon and Pumba because hakuna matata

Cooper: just like Simba did, Elsa went to reclaim her kingdom and sent Hans aka Scar away

Cooper: c'est fini

Jackson: fair enough

Cooper: now will you help me

Jackson: with what

Cooper: I need to ask Hazel to prom

Jackson: say 'will you go to prom with me please'

Cooper: that will not suffice

Jackson: dis bitch

Cooper: I wanna be special like the boys on twitter

Jackson: she has a twitter right

Cooper: yep

Jackson: stalk that and see what she tweets

Cooper: SHE GIVES NOTHING AWAY

Cooper: MY GOD SHE RETWEETED SOME PROM DRESSES AND THATS LIKE IT

Cooper: AND ONE TIME SHE PUT THE HAPPY EMOJI AND THE WORD PROM LIKE WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Jackson: cool ur shit bro

Cooper: idk what to do I'm so lost

Jackson: what food does she like

Cooper: she likes cheese pizza and McDonalds fries

Cooper: and Nutella

Cooper: and cake and Ben and Jerry's

Jackson: buy her a pizza that asks if she'll go to prom with you and then when she says yes shower her in fries

Jackson: make it make it rain

Cooper: what if she says no

Jackson: what the fuck

Jackson: this is your girlfriend we're talking about here

Jackson: the fuck will she say no for?

Cooper: I'm still nervous :/

Jackson: aw soz

Cooper: I like your idea but the fries bit sounds expensive

Jackson: you have a well paying job, don't you

Cooper: yeah so

Jackson: your mom is rich isn't she

Cooper: um

Jackson: buy those motherfucking fries and make it rain ok

Cooper: cool your shit :(