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"Hazel?"

"Yep?"

"Let's talk about sex."

"Let's talk about you and me."

"... Ha-"

"Let's talk about ALL THE GOOD THINGS AND THE BAD THINGS THAT MAY BE."

"Hazel, it's o-"

"LETS TALK ABOUT SEX."

...

"I'm guessing you're done?"

"Kinda."

"Let it all out, girl."

"Noo, I'm kidding, I'm done."

...

"So what did you want to talk about with the issue of our gender?"

"I mean the act of sex itself."

"What about it?"

...

"Do you wanna?"

"Do you wanna?"

"I don't know, do you wanna?"

"I don't know, do you?"

"Maybe."

"Hm. Interesting."

""Should we do it?"

"Maybe."

...

"Do you have..."

"What?"

"You know..."

"... No, I don't."

"The necessary..."

"You mean condoms? Yeah, I got some in my drawer."

"In your drawer?"

"Oh shit. They're from health class, Hazel..."

...

...

"These aren't the ones they gave out in health class."

"How do you know?"

"Firstly, they give them to the girls as well. And the ones they gave out were never pineapple flavoured."

...

"... Anything to say about it?"

"Okay! Some are my brothers, stop looking at me as if I've killed someone."

...

"Hazel?"

"When shall we.."

"We don't have to."

"It'd be nice to."

...

...

...

"I agree."

"Should we?"

"I don't know."

"We don't have to."

"But..."

"Same."

"I don't mind doing.. it."

"Same."

"But I don't want to do it just for the sake of it. I want to do it because I'm ready to commit to someone and not because I'm a horny teenage boy, yknow? I want it to be so meaningful and - yeah."

"I understand that."

...

"Why isn't this as awkward as I thought it'd be?"

"Because you didn't make it awkward. Everything is only awkward when you put your awkward charm on it."

...

"Awkward charm?"

"Yeah! Charm that is awkward."

"Huh. Here I was thinking I was Prince Charming, but I'm a little awkward, aren't I?"

"Aww, you're my Prince Charming."

...

"I'm pretty happy you didn't get offended by our topic of conversation."

"What? This sexy talk?"

"God, you're strange. And yeah, the sexy talk."

"Hm."

...

"I'm pretty happy you'd like to talk about it with me, though."

"You are?"

...

"I love you lots, y'know."

"I reciprocate."

...

"Pineapple flavoured condoms, though."

"What's wrong with pineapples?"

"Nothing, nooothing."

"Don't you like pineapples?"

"I don't know."


a/n: I'm blushing lmao

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