Gravity

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"Pom cheeks!"

"Hi to you too, Cooper."

"Aren't you a cutie patootie bobootie?"

"..."

"Look at you and your fluffly glory, cutie. Hazel, no offense but your dog is my favourite."

"I'm offended anyway."

"Aw! Come give me a hug and everything will be okay!"

"Don't hug me!"

"I know you want a hug from - ahem - 'Coop Diddy'!"

"No, I really don't."

...

"I'll hug you anyway."

"No, Cooper!"

"Why not?"

"Don't pull that face."

"Why not?"

"You're not cute."

"Nah, I'm not cute, I'm plain hot."

"Who told you that?"

"Are you flirting with me?"

"Why would I do that?"

"Do I really have to say it again?"

"Say what?"

"You're so into me, Hazel!"

"No, I'm really not."

"Sure you aren't.. Now give me my hug."

...

"That wasn't so hard, was it?"

"I smell like boy."

"You smell like me! And I'm pretty sure that has been your wildest fantasy for a - okay I'll stop."

...

"Do you know what day it is today?"

"Sunday."

"... Yeah, Sunday."

"Shall we pic and nic here?"

"That's a good spot! I can see most of the park and if Pom goes too far then I'll still be able to keep an eye on her."

"She's so cute."

"We established that, Coop Diddy."

...

"It sounds weirder when you say it in person."

"It's cute!"

"... No, it's really not, Hazel."

"It sooooo is! You're just in denial because you couldn't come up with a nickname as cute as that one."

...

"Whatever you say, babe."

"What did you bring for the picnic?"

"I actually went to the bakery in the mall and bought donuts and stuff and I got some soda from Walmart too."

"Cool!"

"Let me get the cake out."

"Cake? What - oh my God!"

...

"Happy birthday Hazel."