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"Hey, Olive, is uh, is Hazel home?"

"Nope."

"Oh."

...

"Oh my God, you're such a teenager, Cooper."

"What?"

"Your biggest, like, problem is asking my sister out."

"What?"

"Do it! She's going to say yes, who the fuck else will ask her out?"

"... Larry?"

"You mean leering Larry? She did tell me that he tried to give her a hug when she went back to book club. And she let him, because, y'know, she's nicer than a bag of skittles."

"You're fucking kidding me."

"I kid you not."

"What shall I do?"

"What the fuck do you mean, I told you what to do!"

"Do you know where she is?"

"At the park, walking Pommy."

"Okay, I'll see you soon!"

"Run, Cooper! It's your guys wedding I want to be attending in six years!"

"Thanks, Olive!"

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