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Cooper: did I ever tell you about Hazel?

Jackson: the girl you came to homecoming with

Cooper: yeah

Jackson: the disney princess

Cooper: yeah

Jackson: oh I don't know

Jackson: just about eighty times

Jackson: per fucking hour

Cooper: it wasn't that much 😳

Jackson: are you crazy

Jackson: look at all our previous conversations

Jackson: you asked me to help you learn songs from fucking Pocahontas because of her ok

Cooper: 😂😂

Cooper: stop exaggerating 💁

Jackson: I've now heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon a little bit too much

Cooper: 😶😳

Cooper: I think I like her

Jackson: you think?

Jackson: shalalala my o my you better admit that you like her u lil bitch

Cooper: stop pressuring me, gawsh 😭

Jackson: admit it ok

Cooper: yeah, I like her. a lot 😳

Jackson: so what are you waiting for

Cooper: I guess for me to get over Olivia.

Jackson: what do you mean?

Cooper: when I saw her at homecoming, my heart felt like it was being squeezed and I had difficulty breathing.

Jackson: that might've been due to the fact her outfit was horrendous

Cooper: you feel me

Jackson: those shoes with that dress? I have nightmares bro

Cooper: 😂

Jackson: lmao tell me more bout your lil crush

Cooper: Hazel grabbed my hand and looked all scared and cute and shit and I felt better

Jackson: you have the hots for her lol

Cooper: I think we've already established that

Jackson: can't help I'm slow as fuck

Cooper: we can't, can we? sigh.

Jackson: piss off

Read at: 7:12pm

Jackson: don't actually piss off

Cooper: lol ok

Jackson: ok anyway

Cooper: is this the logistics report

Jackson: fuck you. you like this girl, but then you still somehow think about the girl who cheated on you with kian

Cooper: Kian's a dick

Jackson: didn't he talk to you at the dance

Cooper: yeah

Jackson: what did he say

Cooper: he said sorry and if it made me feel better, she wasn't a good hookup anyway

Jackson: lol the fuck?

Cooper: Kian's a dick

Jackson: he's your ex best friend

Cooper: you say that as if I have a new best friend

Jackson: you do 💁💁

Cooper: who

Jackson: me.

Jackson: now let me continue this logistics report

Cooper: okay best friend ☺️

Jackson: I say you go for Hazel

Cooper: what do I do about the Olivia issue tho

Jackson: Olivia does not exist it's all about your disney princess

Cooper: but

Jackson: ask her out

Cooper: what if she says no

Jackson: fucking ask her out you lil bitch

Cooper: man you have to stop calling me that

Jackson: it's my way of showing you affection

Cooper: I don't want your affection

Jackson: what kind of best friend are you

Cooper: the kind that doesn't want your affection

Jackson: smooth

Jackson: now go be smooth with Hazel and ask her out

Cooper: shit

Cooper: thanks buddy

Jackson: that's best friend to you 💁