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Incoming call from: Jane the Pain

"Hazel?"

"Hey there friend."

"How was prom?"

"It was perfect, I wish you came."

"Aw, I'm sorry I couldn't make it! I saw some pictures! You and Cooper looked so cute together."

"Haha, thanks."

"You got nominated for King and Queen, right?"

"Cooper did, but he didn't win... I'm kinda glad he didn't, because Olivia won prom queen."

"Hazel, you got nominated! I made sure you were up for it when we first nominated in homeroom. And that bitch is so trying to steal your man it's disgusting."

"... Okay Jane?"

"Damn straight. So, did you do it?"

"Do what?"

"The deed."

"Deed?"

"Yeah? The dirty?"

"Jane, you're speaking in code."

"Wrestle naked? Jump him?"

"You've lost me."

"Did you have sex?"

"Oh!!"

...

"No!"

"Haven't you guys done it yet?"

"No? Jane, it's only been five months!"

"So? You guys might as well fuck before you go to college and breakup."

"A little more positivity please?"

"Come on, Hazel, its inevitable. You're going different places, right?"

"I... I don't know, we haven't decided yet."

"Well you better decide? Graduation of high school, not middle school, is next week."

"... What are you implying?"

"Come on Hazel, your relationship is a little middle schoolish. Cooper has to ask to kiss you and all you do is fucking hold hands."

"He doesn't have to ask to kiss me? And I'll have you know, he touched my bra last week!"

"Oh well fucking done, he touched your bra!"

"Jane, what the hell?"

"All I'm saying is that you better grow with that relationship so you know how to get a college guy who is good and -"

"Bye, Jane."

"Now don't do anything ra-"

"Bye Jane."

"Hazel, wai-"

"Goodbye Jane."

Call Ended.