Gravity

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"Cooper? Are you in your room?"

"Yep, I'm here."

"Could you do me a favour?"

"Anything for - um, Hazel..."

"What?"

"... Do you wanna wear some shorts or something?"

"Huh? Oh, sorry."

"It's okay."

"Do my panties bother you?"

"I... Er..."

"Is it because they're pink or is it because they're polka dotted?"

...

"So, the favour?"

"You've gone bright red, Coop Diddy."

...

"Oh my God, Hazel."

"What? What's wrong?"

"That nickname ruins the moment every fucking time."

"Cooper! It's really cute!"

"No, it really isn't!"

"You're just in like, denial?"

"Noo, baby, it's just not cute."

"In what way?"

"It just isn't! It kills the mood all the time."

"Give me an example of when it kills the mood."

"Uh? Just now?"

"Not valid, you killed the mood."

"Okay, fine."

"You gonna give me an example?"

...

"Okay, I got one."

"Shoot."

"We could be like, making out, and it'd be like extremely hot and get me seriously horny -"

"On my God."

"And then like, if you moan something like 'Coop Diddy' when it's about to really get on then it'll just make me want to go and do math homework."

...

"Was that a good enough example?"

"I understand you."

"So?"

"So... I'm not gonna say your official nickname the next time we're making out."

"Hazel."

"I love you, y'know."

...

"Yeah, I know. I love you too."

"Oh, and the favour,"

"What was it?"

"Could you, um, get my hoodie from your kitchen?"

"Me?"

"Yeah, I don't want to risk running into your mom when I'm wearing practically nothing."

"But you're okay with making me turn tomato red?"

"It's different."

"In which way?"

"It's cute when you blush. It'll be awkward with your mom."

...

"But I'm in my pjs..."

"Please?"

...

"Can't you go a night without it? I'll keep you warm."

"I don't doubt that. I just don't want to leave it here."

...

"Okay fine."

"Thank you!"

"The things I do for you."

"I really appreciate them!"