IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT
Jikook, Yoonseok & three single as fuck losers 💀✨SEOKJIN
I still despise the group name, ill have you knowTAEHYUNG
sameHOSEOK
well, if you hated it so bad SOMEONE could change that for you 👀JUNGKOOK
👀JIMIN
☺️TAEHYUNG
oh yeah, definitelySEOKJIN
oh, tae...SEOKJIN
im really flatteredSEOKJIN
you're gorgeous, trust me. you areSEOKJIN
but im the hottest thing in this world and it takes a lot to deserve me :(TAEHYUNG
fucking conceited bitchTAEHYUNG
I wasn't referring to MESEOKJIN
ITS CALLED CONFIDENCESEOKJIN
anyways, im tired of talking about it all the timeNAMJOON
sameJUNGKOOK
could fix that right now if you wantedNAMJOON
jungkook..SEOKJIN
lets talk about something else 🙃JIMIN
we're sorry hyung :(SEOKJIN
you're okay bbyYOONGI
well, if no one else is gonna do it then might as wellYOONGI
what do you want for your birthday, guk?TAEHYUNG
oooh yas 👀 we need ideasJUNGKOOK
hm.. I haven't thought about that to be honestJIMIN
you're gonna be 23 kookie, there's gotta be plenty of things you want 🥰JUNGKOOK
hey woahhhJUNGKOOK
that's how old you were when we started datingJUNGKOOK
that's what I want this yearHOSEOK
to be the same age as jimin? can't make that happen for you buddyJUNGKOOK
no you dipshitJIMIN
then what?JUNGKOOK
youJIMIN
AWH STOPSJSJSJSSEOKJIN
the amount of times we've been forced to sit through thisNAMJOON
..is ridiculous, I agreeYOONGI
a year and a half, we've made it this farTAEHYUNG
at least you and hobi don't get super gross and annoyingly coupley in front of usHOSEOK
I could start, he just won't let meYOONGI
oopsHOSEOK
:((((JIMIN
you already have me everyday, kook-ah 💕JIMIN
what else do you want?JUNGKOOK
wellTAEHYUNG
please refrain from things we can't literally get you 🙄TAEHYUNG
because no, we can't get you a second jiminJUNGKOOK
how'd the fuck you even know what I was gonna say..SEOKJIN
NAMJOON
are you really gonna ask that right now?JUNGKOOK
leave me aloneJUNGKOOK
that's my cinnamon apple right thereHOSEOK
okay yeah, now I see why you said that babeYOONGI
exactlyJUNGKOOK
STOP CLOWNING ME WTFJIMIN
awh jungkookie's so sweet ☺️ id give you a second me if I couldJIMIN
guess ill have to come up with something just as goodJIMIN
how's me a second time sound? heheJUNGKOOK
well 👀TAEHYUNG
ALRIGHTTAEHYUNG
none of thatTAEHYUNG
just answer the question alreadyYOONGI
otherwise fuck your birthday, we'll celebrate without youJUNGKOOK
fine 🙄JUNGKOOK
you guys already know banana milk is always acceptableJUNGKOOK
any new games are goodJUNGKOOK
your old senior year gen ed class books might be nice tooJUNGKOOK
just a night out will do thoJUNGKOOK
the group and nayeonJUNGKOOK
or if you had anything planned, idkSEOKJIN
alrightTAEHYUNG
those are manageableJIMIN
well make sure you have the best one yet ☺️JUNGKOOK
only jimin deserves rights
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