Emasculate | Jikook ✓

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Gayhyung ❤️

TAEHYUNG
you're so dumb

TAEHYUNG
it's a good thing you're cute

JIMIN
what :(

JIMIN
I breathed, thats literally it..

TAEHYUNG
oh, don't be dramatic 🙄

TAEHYUNG
is your tweet serious?

JIMIN
yes 🥺

TAEHYUNG
OHMYGOD

TAEHYUNG
how are you his boyfriend and failing at it like this?

JIMIN
. . .

TAEHYUNG
give him the best sex of his life, you idiot

TAEHYUNG
lay that boy tf up

JIMIN
why not something more traditional?

JIMIN
I feel like that'd make me look like im a lousy boyfriend

JIMIN
I just, idk

JIMIN
we already have sex

JIMIN
it's not a gift if it's something he already has whenever he wants, is it?

TAEHYUNG
yeah okay, I see your point

TAEHYUNG
think about it tho min, you guys don't do it too much, right?

TAEHYUNG
I feel like although it used to make up his life, he values more than that with you

TAEHYUNG
if you told me he always wants to bone I honestly wouldn't believe you

TAEHYUNG
no one wants you back down that slope, he's not with you for the sex

TAEHYUNG
he proves it pretty well

JIMIN
I know..

TAEHYUNG
then don't worry so much about it

TAEHYUNG
from what ive noticed it's probably only when you guys do something for the account, isn't it?

JIMIN
well.. maybe for the most part but

JIMIN
we still have sex outside of that

TAEHYUNG
alright, how many times a week does he get a taste of your "boy pussy"?

JIMIN
no, stop

JIMIN
him saying that MAKES me wanna break up with him

JIMIN
such a boy 🙄

JIMIN
maybe once or twice.. usually a month instead of a week though

TAEHYUNG
lame

TAEHYUNG
he's softer than I thought

TAEHYUNG
jobs don't count, btw

JIMIN
okay so a little less.. why're you criticizing our sex lives

JIMIN
or why was it brought up anyways YOU PERV

TAEHYUNG
🙄

TAEHYUNG
im not, im sure you love it regardless of how often it is

TAEHYUNG
im getting there tho

TAEHYUNG
points need to be made

JIMIN
whatever

TAEHYUNG
it's simple: that's the thing about boys

TAEHYUNG
it doesn't matter what they say they want, THATS something they'll always be interested in

JIMIN
??

TAEHYUNG
not just because you're his boyfriend

TAEHYUNG
but because that's such a hot concept to them

TAEHYUNG
imagine someone getting dressed all sexy for you on your special day and giving you some of the best sex ever

TAEHYUNG
it's always the perfect gift, we all love it

TAEHYUNG
it's not a demeaning or gross thing either, it's just nice having someone do that for you

TAEHYUNG
im sure he'd love your cute lil ass taking initiative for once

TAEHYUNG
even girls love it, it doesn't matter who you are unless you're ace or something

TAEHYUNG
we don't discriminate

TAEHYUNG
just do it, he'll really enjoy it, I guarantee you

JIMIN
ugh

JIMIN
fine

JIMIN
but only cuz you're right

TAEHYUNG
like always

JIMIN
he better get ready then ☺️ im gonna need to do some shopping

TAEHYUNG
send me ideas, I might need to think of some things if I ever wanna find me a man 👀

JIMIN
oh, like you couldn't without the effort 🙄