cutie • tyrus [complete]

sixteen.

cyrus' notfications were spammed by andi and buffy in the group chat.

buffy: MARTY HOW COME YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

buffy: MARTY WHAT THE FUCK

andi: MARTY FRUMPTEPARTE ANSWER US NOW WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING

buffy: WE HAD TO HEAR IT FROM GUS

andi: GUS! OF ALL PEOPLE

marty: JEEZUS IT'S 1 IN THE MORNING YOU'RE CHOOSING NOW TO SPAM

bitches woke me up too >:(

jonah: and me what the fuck is the problem

andi: WELL MARTY OVER HERE

buffy: THE ONE WHO BASHES KIPPEN THE MOST

andi: HAS BEEN SECRETLY DATING HIM FOR A WHILE NOW

lol ok sure

what's the real thing we're talking about

buffy: that is the real thing hdjdj

jonah: sis wHAT

jonah: I WOKE UP AT 1AM TO FIND OUT MARTY'S DATING A MANWHORE

marty: jeezus christ he's not that bad chill out

yeah i wouldn't call him a manwhore

andi: well you didn't know him before you moved here

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jonah private messaged you!

jonah: oh my god i'm gonna cry

jonah: cyrus i didn't think it'd be this bad

jonah: if he was with buffy it'd be harder to be scared

jonah: but tj's like really hard to break up with

jonah: he's got some weird swoon technique

you're telling me

what

nothing

anygay

marty? you still got hanahaki?

well i don't have hanahaki but it sure as hell feels like it

man, that sucks.

i know.

okay, cyrus needed to get to the bottom of this.

tj, he didn't think would cheat on him.

sure, he's heard he's switched guy to guy, but never once anything about tj cheating.

and marty knew about them.