Spiderson & IronDad One-Shots

What's Wrong With Him

Requested By: iamKhrfan123

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     "Dad!"

     Tony turns around in his chair as he looks at his little toddler of a son. The boy is smiling big and has a knife. "What the hell?!" Tony jumps out of his chair, "Who gave you that?!"

"Aunt Nat," Peter smiled. He took off and Pepper walked into the room after hearing the shout.

"What's he have?" Pepper asked.

Peter laughed and held it up, "a knife!"

Peppers face went into horror, "no!" Pepper went after him and helped Tony who was already after him. They caught up to him and took away the knife.

"I'm going to talk to your Aunt!" Tony grumbled.

Tony walked into the training room to find Natasha throwing knives into targets. "Natasha, what the hell is this?" Tony frowned.

Nat turned around and rose a brow, "what about it?"

Tony rolled his eyes, "Peter had this!"

"I didn't give it to him Tony," Nat shrugged. Tony rubbed his face before walking out of the training room.

"TONY!" Tony jumped and looked to the sound of the voice. It was Steve. Tony rose a brow at the man who was staring at Peter like he had turned into a ghost.

     "What?"

     "Peter just said that this ghost girl named Lucy told him to slap me! What kind of toddler gibberish is that," Steve squawked. Sam who sat on the other couch laughed out loud at the bizarre scene. Peter looked at Tony innocently.

     "Daddy, I love you. Lucy said that you are an awesome dad. But drinking gets the best of you," Peter frowned. It was Clint's turn to bust out laughing and falling off the barstool. Tony frowned at his son.

     "Well tell Lucy that it's getting better because Pepper and I had you. Isn't that right Pep?" Pepper moved her eyes to Tony's eyes.

     "Right. Anyway, I think it's time to lay down a while. Lucy can get some sleep too. How about that?" Peter giggled and ran to the couch and sat next to Steve, who scooted over a bit.

     "He isn't going to bite you, Steve."

     Peter smiled and looked up at Steve, "Lucy said I should." Steve stood quickly and walked away with his hands up.

     "We need to take him to the doctor. It could be a potential imaginary friend," Pepper insisted as she began to make dinner. Tony sighed and slapped Clint's hand as he tried to go for the remote. Tony took it and turned on what he wanted to watch. "Tony, are you listening to me?"

     "Yes Pep, and I agree." Tony called over the couch.

     "Mommy, look what I drew with Lucy!"

     Peppers eyes scanned the paper and saw it was a girl with her hair covering her face with a flowery dress. Peter was holding her hand. Two coffins were next to them.

     "Um, Tony, make that appointment now."