Spiderson & IronDad One-Shots

The Bounty Hunter

   
     "Tony!" Steve called as he smashed buttons on the tv remote in the common area. Tony looked up from his work space in the lab after hearing the super soldier call his name. Tony rolled his eyes and leaned his head into his hands.

"Cap, I swear, if this is another technology problem, I'm freezing your ass again." Tony stood and noticed a piece of paper taped to the end of his lab table. He furrowed his brow and reached for it. The note was scribbled with letters from a teenage boy.

"Mr. Stark, I'm going out for a while. I finished all my homework. I left at 4:30! I'll be back later."

-Peter P.

Tony sighed and rubbed his forehead. Being a father wasn't as easy as it had seemed to be. He was easily learning this. But he loved Peter, more than the teen would ever know.

Tony walked into the common area to see the super soldier dumbly looking at the remote. "I've got ya Cap, let me see." Tony took the remote and changed the channel. "Where are you trying to go?" Tony quirked an eyebrow.

"Discovery channel! They're having a marathon on the war I was in." His blue eyes met Tony's, the dark headed genius winced a little but shared a smile.

"Alright, here ya go." Tony flicked to the channel the blonde haired man wanted and gave him the remote back. "FRIDAY can help you if you need to change the channel again."

"Thank you, Tony."

"Anytime."

The engineer walked to the fridge to pull out a water when his phone went off. Tony sighed and pulled it out and saw it was his teenager calling. Peter never calls unless he's in trouble.

Tony quickly answered, "Peter. What's going on?" Tony was already worried.

The line was silent, shuffling from the other end until labored breathing came through and a weak voice, "M-Mr. Stark?"

"I'm here kid, what's going on?" Tony was starting to panic.

Steve stood up and was about to get ready when a shout come from the other end of the phone.

"Peter! Talk to me right now!"

"I don't know who he is, Mr. Stark! He's in a red and black suit. H-He said he needs me for a bounty. He-He's got abilities. Mutan ones, like me. I need help!" Peter, the sixteen your old stubborn teenager never admitted this.

"Steve, let's go, now!" Tony already knew who the bastard was. Steve did too. Clint and Bucky came along.

Peter was running from rooftop, to rooftop. The red and black suited man close behind him. Peter went to jump another roof when the man plowed into him. Peter yelped and they both hit the rooftop, hard. The man wielded two katanas. One was at Peter's throat, the man on top. The rain dampened Peter's suit, but rolled off of the other mans leather suit.

"Alright Spidey, they said dead or alive. I'm afraid I can't keep you alive, because you're a lot to handle. Sorry I have to do this." The man said.

"N-No! Please! I can help you! Y-You don't have to do this man," Peter whined underneath the katanas blade. There was a slight stutter in the mans actions at the sound of Peter's voice.

"Take off your mask," the man insisted. Peter figured it could be his only way out. This man was strong. Not stronger than him, but he had quick reflexes and nothing seemed to stop him. He had no choice.

"A-Alright. But please, I-I don't wanna die." Peter slowly pulled his mask off, his brown hair began to get damp from the rain. Peter had blood running down the side of his head. And he had a slight black eye.

"W-What's your name?" The man stuttered. The man was astonished at the boy. He was young, and handsome at that.

"P-Peter Parker."

"I-I'm Deadpool. My real name is Wade, Wade Wilson."

Peter frowned at held up his hands. But threw in a quick punch since the man was distracted. Peter threw punch after punch but soon Deadpool regained his footing. And it was a brawl. Peter didn't have Karen to talk to, and he couldn't see where Tony was. The rain was getting in the teenagers eyes, his hair completely soaked. He was flipped face first into the roof, busting his chin open. He grunted and the water from a puddle splashed into his face.

"Come on kid, that's enough," Deadpool grunted.

"W-Why are you attacking me. I-I didn't do anything wrong!" Peter grumbled. Deadpool furrowed his brow and cocked his head.

"You legit killed five thousand people!"

Now Peter was confused. He was picking himself up when Deadpool threw another kick to his stomach. The teen gasped and rolled over.

"I-I didn't do that! I've never killed anyone in my life, man! I look out for the little guy!" Peter defended himself.

Deadpool frowned underneath his mask, "what?"

Peter nodded, "i didn't do anything wrong." His voice was small and slightly scared.

"Why should I believe you?"

"Why would I, a sixteen year old kid, want to kill people as a hobby?"

Deadpool was horrified, "sixteen? Jesus. And I was thinking some pretty nasty thoughts about us." Peter cocked a brow. "Hey, I'm only twenty. We'll make it work." The Merc smiled underneath his mask.

"I'd like that a lot, but usually this isn't how people get a date." Peter was drawing in and out puffs of air.

"Well, Peter Parker, will you go on a date with me?"

That's when the four Avengers showed up. The sound of a repulser firing up was heard.

"Step away from my kid, NOW!" Tony shouted. Steve, Clint, and Bucky standing beside him. Peter was standing, bleeding, and holding his side. Wade still had his katanas out.

"Well! Hello! It's been a minute! I've been wanting to see you all in your amazing glory everyone talks about!" Wade waved to the four, katana waving in the air. Tony's anger could be felt radiating from the suit.

"Step. Away. From. My. Kid. Now." Tony wasn't asking.

Deadpool rolled his eyes, "your kid? Damn Stark, he's a cutie. I was gonna ask him on a date actually if you don't-." Tony shot a repulser at the merc and sent him flying. Deadpool stood up and shook his head.

"He won't be going anywhere with you. I promise you that." Peter hobbled to the four avengers. Tony checking him over.

"I'm fine, Mr. Stark," Peter assured the man.

"Hey, I was serious about that date."

Peter smiled a little at the man. Even if he was gonna kill him. Clint scoffed.

"No dates from you dumbass. That's the last thing you'd do with the boy," Clint grumbled. Bucky nodded in agreement.

"We're going home now. Stay away from my kid," Tony warned. "Or I will kill you. I'll find a way, I promise." Tony's voice was well heard.

"Oh I'll get that date," Wilson promised. Peter flashed a small smile. Wade smiled underneath the mask.