Hey guys I'm back again so today I'm gonna talk or should I say rant about why the main character is always this innocent virgin but turns into bitchen gray the minute she gets the 🍆
                              And also the slut shaming stereotypes 🙄🤷🏾♀️
                              So starting with what's so special about virgins ? Why does the main character have to be this innocent virgin that's never been kiss for a guy to like her ?
You know it's 2019 girls are allowed to have a sex life too and if a boy has a problem with that well isn't she better off without him ?  I've read a story I shit you not and the main character was engaged for years but still didn't have her first kiss 🙄 and she wondered why her boyfriend cheated honestly that's not even realistic 😂 of course if you're with someone years  you're at least going to  kiss  them otherwise the relationship is just a  friendship ! Another made me laugh was a story years ago from quotev about a hooker but she was a virgin you can see how this makes no sense 🤷🏾♀️ if it's part of the plot ok but otherwise the Mary Sue character has been done and used over and over again it's up there as one of the biggest cliches of all time 
Stories will often have a girl be painted out as hoe that the main boys known and has been dating for years  went through shit together yet when some Mary Sue virgin comes along he drops her like she's nothing  .....if that actually would happen the guy wouldn't be Prince Charming he'd be a scumbag 
                              And while we are on the subject the main girls first time is so unrealistic it's laughable 😂 if you expect me to believe Mary Sue hasn't had her first kiss till now or lost her virginity but she is  able to transform into a porn star the minute the guy sticks it in 🍆 most first times are awkward messy and uncomfortable maybe stop getting your first time smut material off porn hub and switch to google ?  Because someone who's never even see a dick before isn't going to give you the best blow job ever and 😂 big tip also girls take longer to Cum than boys so .... just remember that 
                              Moving on 🤗 to slut shaming ...
Why does the main character always think everyone who isn't her is a slut if a girl wears a crop top and make up she's automatically a hoe ? How many times have you seen basically this 
                              "**** came clicking toward me with her high heels and bleach blonde hair twirling it with her long pointy nails see   **** is a popular girl and a cheerleader who dating the captain of the football team she wears next to nothing ,tons of make up and one last thing she's slept with half the school she hates me " 
                               I'm not American but are cheerleaders really a thing ? And the main villain? Bitch? Idk what to call her is always a blonde skinny cheerleader like Jesus Christ get some originality it's been done since the 90s also I've seen a hundred stories were Mary Sue is at a party and she calls every girl dancing or making out a whore like bitch your definition of a hoe is so outdated 👻like 
Go fucking got drunk off two sips of beer because all main characters can't handle a single glass of watered down beer without blacking out or making a complete cunt out of themselves 🤡
                              So hey guys next chapter will be a serious one because I want to talk about stories using rape abuse self harm and bullying for the sake of putting in a story yet can't like it never happened a chapter later and the character never mentioned it again 
                                      
                                          
                                   
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That's so cliche
HumorI decided to write this book about stupid overused cringy things that happen in wattpad stories believe me there's a lot of them out there so sit back relax and prepare to laugh at all the things that are so cliche
 
                                               
                                                  