Ever noticed how easy it is for the basic bitch to get drunk like ....
"My friend Linda gave me a cup that looked like alcohol it smelled of beer I took one sip and it burned its way down i started to feel the buzz I started to sway my hips by the second I was totally wasted slurring my words and by the third a blacked out "
HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂
One - beer doesn't burn vodka and whiskey do
Two - the drink at house parties is always watered down so you got pissed on h20 bitch
Three - even strong ass shots won't get you drunk after a single glass never mind a few sips
four -why does the good girl only ever have her first drink at that house party
Five - how does she turn into a dumbass hoe so easy and fall into the main boys arms
It's actually funny how dumb this is even when she finds a bottle of whiskey at she gets drunk and starts a fight with the main guy let's call him stalker Steve than cries for about half a chapter than blacks out
You'd have to drink a lot to black out drunk and act like a total idiot which realistically I don't see our basic bitch good girl doing even if it's her first drunk
YOU ARE READING
That's so cliche
HumorI decided to write this book about stupid overused cringy things that happen in wattpad stories believe me there's a lot of them out there so sit back relax and prepare to laugh at all the things that are so cliche
