So let's get started with the most common ,overused and down right boring plots that come usually with these stories
So the most common story ever is werewolf and they're all basically the same about a weak Mary Sue who's hated by everyone she is I mates with this big bad rich alpha she'll cry and pass out most of the story he will be cold and a dick than all of a sudden his whole character changes they fuck she gets pregnant than kidnapped by someone 9/10 a vampire there's a war than its over it's nearly always the same boring characters with the same cringy plot I'm not gonna get too much into because I need a whole chapter maybe even two to explain how actually stupid most of the stories are and annoying the main character actually is
Kidnapping stories I know the whole point of most of these stories are for the boy or girl to fall in love with their kidnapper but my god why is the main character always so stupid Like for example gleefully taking a shower in not just a strangers house but one that just has kidnapped them the main character will make so many stupid Decisions that will ether get them punished or put them in vulnerable situations the dumb cunt will "sass 🤷🏾♀️" this psycho guy not thinking for a second he could murder the shit out of her ??
She'll care more about the fact he might steal her first kiss 🙄 or getting the last word in than worrying about fact she might be axe murdered idc how sassy you are no one is that stupid
Than she'll get stockhome syndrome or will change him by crying or whatever both their personalities will take a 180 the kidnapper is painted out as this great guy we should all pity I will roll my eyes and that's were I'll stop readingCreepypasta yes I know but who didn't like creepypasta at one stage the fan girls murdered the fandom tho they're the real killers so let's get started an abused bullied girl will get kidnapped or stalked by one let's say Jeff the killer because he has the most stories 🤷🏾♀️ she will have ninja like skills to fight him with yet she let's a cheerleader make her life hell 😅 than she's captured easily makes a psycho killer fall in love and turn into the worlds best boyfriend slenderman says she's special than she's a serial killer too 🤦🏿♀️
Let's look at the facts here He's a fucking serial killer a psycho one at that he isn't going to act like Prince Charming or change because YOU cried or showed him some stupid sass that would realistically get you killed if you're going to right a creepypasta story make it dark as fuck not some dumb romance book that's seems to be popular nowHigh school a nerdy girl will ether be basically stalked by her bully or this popular guy who after years of going to school with her wakes up one day in love she easily fall for him not being suspicious in the slightest he'll mess up they'll break up than one kiss or stupid speech and they live happily ever after it's always the same isn't ?
Mafia again this hot rich guy who is too young to be running a mafia just falls for this random plain Jane stalks her and forces her to be with him she acts sassy one minute than cries the next he changes his whole personality in one bang their a mafia war or some shit and it's over
If you think about most of these stories are all the same a girl who's a virgin with brown hair with a really big sob story because the authors always have to use one has this super hot werewolf CEO prince mafia crime lord jock who's popular just automatically fall for her treat her like shit for a chapter or two she cries passes out says stupid asf things that are meant to seem sassy basically bipolar if you ask me than the guy changes all of a sudden they kiss than fuck there's something like a war or another guy out for revenge than it's over ...oh wait the girl gets pregnant somewhere in the story too 😂
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That's so cliche
HumorI decided to write this book about stupid overused cringy things that happen in wattpad stories believe me there's a lot of them out there so sit back relax and prepare to laugh at all the things that are so cliche