I know I first called him stalker Steve but 90% of cliche books use Zander or Jackson like it's they're the only two names for boys in the world
His looks ....
"Greek god " is the most basic way he is always described he'll have black or ice blue eyes a jawline that would "cut an apple " messy perfectly styled hair and abs he's become more basic than the main basic bitch because everyone uses this description and honestly 20 something guys might look like that but teens don't who has guys like that walking around their high school like I'm honestly asking ?
You can change up the guys looks give him at least one imperfection or make him unique in some way give him something every that makes him stand out other than the basic stalker zander lookHe will always be a creepy stalker with a spilt personality that will fuck anything that walks his way
Stalker zander will have some kind of shitty backstory he'll confess to our basic bitch after she drunkly cries to him
He will than do a complete 180 on his personality and turn into the best boyfriend ever he'll go from murdering people to buying the mc tampons and ice cream all because she pouts ...I can't tell you what he does after that because I'll usually stop reading when it becomes to cringe to stomachFor some reason a 16-19 year old boy will be king of a mafia gang drive this really expensive car yet still goes to high school
his gang
usually includes a hot nerd/computer hacker , the school heartbreaker , a jock ,a serial killer and let's not forget the rich kid .....like ffs were are their parents ? Most of the time the story takes place in a white upper middle class town 😂 y'all honestly expect us to take these rubber gangsters seriously lol what are they gonna do rob the town fair 😂 make your gangs and bad boys some what realistic like instead of mafia bosses they could be petty thugs work or have family connections to the mafiaHere's a big tip gangs are usually found in cities not small towns
Also what's with a teenage boy bringing the basic bitch to a fancy restaurant were the bitch eats like a pig 🐷 have none of you ever been on an actual date before? does anyone on wattpad have any kind of originality?
And last but not least stop making your main boy a manipulative abusive stalker that sexually harasses the mc and threats her like shit "because he likes her and is very protective but has trust issues " and paint abuse as romance or a toxic fuckboy as Prince Charming
Because in the real world guys like stalker zander belong in jail not between your legs 🤷🏾♀️🙄
YOU ARE READING
That's so cliche
HumorI decided to write this book about stupid overused cringy things that happen in wattpad stories believe me there's a lot of them out there so sit back relax and prepare to laugh at all the things that are so cliche