I'm back !!! It's been a few weeks but I had bad migraines my wifi was being a bitch than I was busy with school
So here we go to day I want to talk about how every mc characters happily ever after is her get married and having a Crotch goblin aka a kid like it's 2019 not every girl wants to get married and have kids 100% of werewolf stories base around the mc becoming pregnant instead of stalker Zander sorting out his demons and mental issues
It's amazing how fertile these characters are the minute they see a dick they're pregnant and the very next day they have a baby bump like stalker Zander must have a magical dick or something 🤷🏾♀️
Than after a painless labour in which the mc will ether have twin boys because baby girls seem to be like originality in a lot of these stories non-existent we might have the child mentioned once or twice till the mc spreads her legs and gets pregnant again
Like not only is the pregnancy in stories over done but really is it necessary? Like most of these characters are teenagers who have serious issues
And how is the mc a young girl with zero experience with kids such a pro at being a mom? And how do they bounce back so fast like they go from heavily pregnant to a Bikini model in a single chapter 🙄
Like why tie the mc down with kids maybe have her travel the world go to collage be a princess whatever the stereotype of a girls happy ever after isn't always a husband and kids is so cliche and sexist
So have your mc on the pill because Crotch goblins are so cliche
YOU ARE READING
That's so cliche
HumorI decided to write this book about stupid overused cringy things that happen in wattpad stories believe me there's a lot of them out there so sit back relax and prepare to laugh at all the things that are so cliche
