So this chapter is about arranged marriage and people being sold by their parents.
I don't believe basic bitches alcoholic mom can just up and sell her to mr. rich werewolf CEO Harry styles
how did she even get into contact with the them and arrange it all in the first place even did she put basic bitch on eBay under "my whole personality is being a virgin " 🤷🏾♀️ it makes zero sense i honestly have tried to read books like that from start to finish for the sake of this chapter and I can never get passed 5 pages it shocks me how cops or cps are so absent from these stories.
Can you actually imagine a celebrity just showing up to a red carpet event with an underage girl ??? I can and the ending wouldn't be basic bitch and mr human trafficker sailing off into the sunset
Moving on to arranged marriages I'll admit they are a few good arranged marriage stories on wattpad but they'll always take place in the past when that shit actually happened ,not in 2010+ when its highly unlikely in America a upper middle class or Rich family would arrange for their daughter to marry an old dude that's a whole 25 🙄 or basic bitches bully for the lolz my biggest question along with basic bitch being kidnapped or sold to these guys are why doesn't anyone take notice that basic bitch who's always in high school was single on Monday but married on Friday to an older dude or someone who bullied her half her life ?? Like come on it's high school people love drama and gossip
The personalities of basic bitch and stalker Zander are always the same he is a cold workaholic that ignores basic bitch and sleeps with other women.
Basic bitch is a whinny entitled brat who acts a whole 2 years old like I couldn't blame stalker Zander to want to avoid her I would too no amount of money or businesses would make me want to be around basic bitch for more than 5 minutes but ofc basic bitch gets drunk off one drink makes a fool of herself cries to stalker Zander about how she's not like other girls than he falls in love after that I'll get bored skip to the end were I can actually guess word form word what happens
Like if you think about it werewolf and arranged marriage stories are all the same the same boring plot/ending with the same cringy ass characters
And just like werewolf shitfics they are so cliche
YOU ARE READING
That's so cliche
ComédieI decided to write this book about stupid overused cringy things that happen in wattpad stories believe me there's a lot of them out there so sit back relax and prepare to laugh at all the things that are so cliche
