So I'm gonna talk about how swallow all the characters are in most books
Like they'll base a whole relationship on looks and if a girl/guy is good looking they can get away with rape murder kidnapping and being an all around cunt
So let's start shall we ?
So when the characters meet it's all about how they look well that's fair because I'll admit it's realistic but the fact the basic bitch stares at stalker Zander and any other character long enough for them to say something it's kinda creepy like who looks at a stranger or anyone's crotch ,stomach ,legs and describe them the creepy away the basic bitch does like how tight has a leather jacket or suit have to be to see the out line of their six pack at school today I asked a few guys "if a girl was basically staring at you for a good two minutes sizing you from head to toe what would you think " most of them said they'd think she was creepy or weird and two boys even pointed out that if another character did that to the basic bitch the boy would be knew as creep or fuckboy and if it was another girl she'd be known as a snobby bitch
I'm rumbling 😂 so I'll move on
most relationships are based off looks I get when they meet before they get to know eachother that works or when the boy wants a quick fuck but really what's else is the relationship based on ? Because stalker Zander is usually a cunt who treats the basic bitch like shit and the basic bitch who's always 🙄 an innocent virgin with "plump lips" and has zero personality so if think about it after they have sex so she isn't a an innocent virgin anymore she chooses stalker Zander over the other CEO werewolf vampire prince and they win the war and they sit down and try to have a conversation what actually do actually talk about because their sob stories are well forgotten about at this stage and let's be real none of these characters has a decent personality or a sense of humour so honestly most of these relationships are based off basic bitch with pretty lips and stalker Zander with abs so if you think about it in the long term they won't last 🤷🏾♀️
And last but not least stalker Zander can kill the basic bitches family kidnap rape and torture her than humiliate bully physically and emotionally abuse her when they get together but in the end he's hot so it's ok and her best friend/ex boyfriend who's isn't as good looking that has a decent personality and threats her right is the bad guy based off some stupid reason like making out with someone or yelling at her for ether cheating on him or because he knows stalker Zander is a cunt and she should stay away from him but basic bitch gets mad and doesn't choose him because you know why ? he's average looking or not as hot as stalker Zander
So basically this is @ stories who literally have a whole relationship based off looks and nothing else ...well maybe that the girls a virgin that stalker Zander can shocking sense
YOU ARE READING
That's so cliche
HumorI decided to write this book about stupid overused cringy things that happen in wattpad stories believe me there's a lot of them out there so sit back relax and prepare to laugh at all the things that are so cliche
