Incorrect quotes

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Estos "incorrect quotes" me los pasó una seguidora y me parecían demasiado buenos como para no compartirlos con el resto del mundo. Os los dejo por aquí.

1.

Justin: I am very upset and there is nothing that can make me feel better.

Digger:

Justin: No.

Digger:

Justin: Don't.

Digger: *brings Violet into the room*

Justin [fighting a smile]: Fuck.

2. 

Noah: You are late!

Violet: You are gorgeous.

Noah [blushing]: You are forgiven.

3.

Violet: Have a nice day.

Justin: Don't fucking tell me what to do.

4.

Abby: Why does no one like me?

Violet: *flips through notes* I could give you so many reasons.

5.

Hanna: Digger, Violet is missing. Can you find her?

Digger: Do you think I have her microchipped or something?

Hanna: Well, do you?

Digger:

Digger: Yeah, hold on...

6.

Violet: *sneezes*

Justin: Would you shut the fuck up?

Justin: Sorry, I mean bless you.

7.

Noah: There's only one thing worse than dying.

Noah: *rips away paper to reveal "Violet" above dying*

Abby [nodding]: Violet

Noah: nO.

8.

Justin: *sighing* I've never had a real friend before.

Violet: I can be your friend.

Justin:

Justin: I've also never had a girlfriend.

9. 

Violet: 10 years ago my father told me that Santa wasn't real.

Violet: But jokes on him because I'm at the mall today and guess who's fucking here.

10.

Sheila staring at Helen: Wow, she's so pretty.

Violet: Don't feel like that, Sheila. You are pretty too!!

Sheila: I'm not jealous, Violet, I'm gay.

11.

Abby: Come on, Justin can't be good at everything! Who knows, maybe he is a terrible kisser or something.

Violet: No, he's good at that too.

Abby: What?

Violet: What?

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