Estos "incorrect quotes" me los pasó una seguidora y me parecían demasiado buenos como para no compartirlos con el resto del mundo. Os los dejo por aquí.
1.
Justin: I am very upset and there is nothing that can make me feel better.
Digger:
Justin: No.
Digger:
Justin: Don't.
Digger: *brings Violet into the room*
Justin [fighting a smile]: Fuck.
2.
Noah: You are late!
Violet: You are gorgeous.
Noah [blushing]: You are forgiven.
3.
Violet: Have a nice day.
Justin: Don't fucking tell me what to do.
4.
Abby: Why does no one like me?
Violet: *flips through notes* I could give you so many reasons.
5.
Hanna: Digger, Violet is missing. Can you find her?
Digger: Do you think I have her microchipped or something?
Hanna: Well, do you?
Digger:
Digger: Yeah, hold on...
6.
Violet: *sneezes*
Justin: Would you shut the fuck up?
Justin: Sorry, I mean bless you.
7.
Noah: There's only one thing worse than dying.
Noah: *rips away paper to reveal "Violet" above dying*
Abby [nodding]: Violet
Noah: nO.
8.
Justin: *sighing* I've never had a real friend before.
Violet: I can be your friend.
Justin:
Justin: I've also never had a girlfriend.
9.
Violet: 10 years ago my father told me that Santa wasn't real.
Violet: But jokes on him because I'm at the mall today and guess who's fucking here.
10.
Sheila staring at Helen: Wow, she's so pretty.
Violet: Don't feel like that, Sheila. You are pretty too!!
Sheila: I'm not jealous, Violet, I'm gay.
11.
Abby: Come on, Justin can't be good at everything! Who knows, maybe he is a terrible kisser or something.
Violet: No, he's good at that too.
Abby: What?
Violet: What?
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