The Revenant (Doctor x OC)

The Day of the Doctor - 2

The portal opened again and they both pulled out their glasses, putting them on. Then they turned back to each other, admiring the other's glasses.

"Your majesties, probably a good time to run," Eleven told them.

"But what about the creature?" They asked in unison.

"Elizabeth, whichever one of you is real, turn and run in the opposite direction to the other one," Ten ordered.

"Of course, my love," one said, going over to Ten. "Stay alive, my love. I am not done with you yet," she kissed him, him standing there very awkwardly, then ran away.

The other came over to Ten as well. "I understand. Live for me, my darling. We shall be together again," she kissed him, him having the same reaction, then she ran the other way.

"Well, won't that be nice," Ten said to Eleven.

"One of those was a Zygon?"

"Yep"

"Big red rubbery thing covered in suckers"

"Yep"

"Venom sacs in the tongue?"

"Yeah, I'm getting the point, thank you"

"Nice"

"Doctor, is that you?" Clara called through the portal.

"Ah, hello, Clara, can you hear me?" Eleven asked.

"Yeah, it's me, we can hear you. Where are you?"

"Where are we?" He asked his past self.

"England, 1562," Ten said.

"Who are you talking to?" Clara asks.

"Myself," they said together.

"Can you come back through?" Kate asks.

"Physical passage may not be possible in both directions. Ah, hang on! Fez incoming!" Eleven threw the fez through again.

"Nothing here," Clara told him.

"So where did it go?" Ten asks.

"Perhaps another time, maybe even another Doctor," I suggest.

"Okay, you used to be me. You've done all this before. What happens next?"

"I don't remember"

"How can you forget this?" Ten asks, motioning between the both of them.

"Hey, hang on, it's not my fault. You were obviously not paying enough attention, reverse the polarity," they both pulled out their screwdrivers but nothing happened. "It's not working"

"You're both reversing the polarity," I tell them. "Man, who knew two Doctors together would be so stupid?"

An old man jumped out of the portal, the Doctor's fez in his hand. "Anyone lose a fez?" He asked.

"You. How can you be here?" Ten asked, trying to keep his anger from showing. "More to the point, why are you here?"

"Good afternoon. I'm looking for the Doctor," he said.

"Well... you've certainly come to the right place"

"Good, right. Well, who are you boys? Oh, of course. Are you his companions?"

"His companions?" Eleven asks.

"They get younger all the time. Well, if you could point me in the general direction of the Doctor," they both pulled out their screwdrivers. "Really?"