The Many Adventures of the Avengers and Friends

💜✨🎶 Maybe You Won't Die Alone

A/N

The title is deceiving. This is meant to be a comedic chapter!

Okay, if any of you have Netflix, my absolute FAVORITE show is on there. It's called Galavant, and it's basically if Monty Python and The Princess Bride had a singing baby. I LOVE it.

This is technically a song fic? Idk, I'm rambling. Here we go!

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"Thor, for the last time, leave us alone, or at least put the camera away!" Olivia snapped at Thor as he once again caught her and Loki kissing in a private place, this time being a side closet on their bedroom floor of the Tower.

"Nope." Thor replied, popping the 'P' as he did so.

"Tony's a bad influence on you." Olivia snarked back. "It was so much easier to avoid you back home. And less chance of you taking pictures because Frigga was the one who could do that."

"To be fair, he's always been like this." Loki pointed out.

"That's true. He's always been our number one 'shipper' as the teens would put it. First kiss even, he was there." Olivia replied.

"I still have the disc." Thor said proudly.

"Remind me to steal that from his room next time we visit home." Olivia mumbled.

"And even before then, he was trying to push things along." Loki commented.

"Right. I do remember one specific time. We were in the gardens..." Olivia said.

"Oh yeah!" Thor said, laughing.

~Asgard, Hundreds of Years Prior~

The trio look to be about 14-15 physically, possibly a few years (Months for Asgardians) before the first kiss.

Thor was snooping around the gardens, following his brother and Olivia as they explored. He couldn't really make out what they were saying, but he could see how they both very subtly blushed when they spoke to each other. Thor made it his mission to try and bring them together. Many previous attempts had failed in a sense that they both got mad at him and he was stuck in the healer's wing with a knife in his side for the rest of the day.

This time, things are going to be different. I will succeed this time. Thor thought to himself determinedly.

He saw his chance when the pair sat down on the edge of the fountain and continued their conversation. He puffed up his chest and motioned for the Warriors Three to be ready with their instruments (that they somehow knew how to play).

"Lutes. Viols. Irritating little crumhorns." He said, indicating for each of his friends to test their instruments. He went around the back of the fountain and told his friends to begin playing.

"Gaze at the person across from you now. Feel the sweet spark of connection. If you don't screw up this moment somehow, Maybe you won't die alone." he whisper sang from his position. Loki and Olivia looked around for the source of the interruption in their conversation, and gave each other a look as they realized what it was. Thor continued despite this.

"And now her defenses are starting to fall. Smile and return her affection. If you don't manage to ruin it all. Maybe you won't die alone." Thor continued. Loki and Olivia decided to play along.

"It is the damndest thing but, looking at you right now-" Loki started.

"Yeah..." Olivia replied, looking deep into his eyes, trying to contain her laughter.

"It's almost as if..." Loki continued. He let his words drift off as they leaned together, seemingly prepared to kiss. Thor, however, got too excited. He leapt around the fountain and interrupted the moment.

"HA! Finally, I knew it was only a matter of time before-" he started, almost taunting, before Olivia stomped on his foot. He yowled in pain, before Loki drew a dagger and plunged it into Thor's thigh. Thor screamed in pain, his friends leaving him behind in fear of their lives. Olivia and Loki stood up and over Thor, in pain, clutching his slightly bleeding thigh.

"Don't begin screaming. You'll blow the whole mood. Maybe you won't die alone. Maybe you won't die alone." Olivia sang to the tune of the now missing melody of the song.

"You know where the healers are, Thor." Loki commented as he and Olivia went off on their way, laughing at the predicament. Thor staggered to his feet as he limped to the healing wing.

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~Avengers Tower, Now~

"Actually, that went better than I remember it did." Loki said, watching Thor's indignant expression as he remembered how that day went.

"And look at that. Years ago, we made a joke, and he's still single." Olivia said.

"I had Jane for a bit." Thor protested.

"For three years." Loki corrected. Olivia laughed at that as Thor pouted.

"Come on, Loki. Let's go find a new place." Olivia said, before taking Thor's camera with her so he couldn't get to them again.

"Hey, wait-" Thor started.

"You can have it back when we think you're able to use it responsibly." Olivia called back. They disappeared down the hall as Thor watched his beloved camera go with them. Though, he could easily fix the problem. Marching back downstairs, he went to get a new camera from Tony.