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Now that both Shipsrlife2 and multi-fandom-trash- have seen this movie, I can include them both! You two very well might remember some of these reactions as your own :3
Should I add a spoiler warning? It's been out for 5 years so...?
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"What are you losers watching?" Tony asked, coming in to see Loki, Bucky, Peter, Olivia, Carson, and Maya on the couch or surrounding floor facing the large TV screen. Maya and Peter found room on the floor in a sort of nest of blankets and pillows. Bucky and Carson sat next to each other with the recliner on their half of the couch pulled out so their feet rested on it. Loki and Olivia sat curled up on the other side of said couch so Loki could have his arm wrapped around Olivia's shoulders.
"It's a sort of multi-genre movie, with elements of mystery, horror, and a bit of romance in a traditional Gothic setting." Olivia explained at length.
"Mind if I crash?" Tony asked.
"If you promise to not be obnoxious."
"Can't ensure that."
"Fine. Sit." Olivia pointed to the recliner only a couple of feet away from the couch. Tony obliged, quite literally crashing onto the recliner. It tipped backwards slightly before setting itself right. Loki, Olivia, and Carson all found themselves rolling their eyes as Maya hit the play button.
~We now move into broken commentary mode~
Beginning of the Movie/Mother Ghost
"Woah, damn, what happened to her?" Tony asked right off the bat.
"I am sure the movie will explain it as the story progresses." Carson replied calmly.
"Aight, yeah, as soon as I saw that shadow, I'd skip town straight away." Maya commented.
"The design for the Mother Ghost is really pretty, actually." Olivia added.
"'Beware of Crimson Peak?'" Peter echoed.
"Roll credits!" Tony said sarcastically.
"Ewwwww, moths!" Maya said, squirming as she noticed the moths buzzing around the lamps in the hallway.
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Buffalo
"Ooh, the costumes are so pretty!" Olivia gushed.
"Are you gonna just squeal about the technicalities, or are you gonna watch like a normal fucking person?" Tony asked, sighing.
"Shut up, Stark, I appreciate the 'technicalities.'"
"Awww, I like this Alan character." Carson said.
"He's such a cinnamon roll." Maya agreed.
"'She died a widow.' Oh my god I love her."
"The 20th century shade thrown." Peter said.
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Thomas' Entrance
"To be honest, I'd kill for a typewriter." Maya said.
"WAIT JUST A FUCKING MINUTE!" Tony shrieked. He dived over and snatched the remote control from Maya and Peter's nest. Erratically, he hit the pause button. "Am I crazy, or is that fucking Loki??"
Lo and behold, the new face did indeed look familiar. Loki himself rolled his eyes before reading the back of the DVD case.
"As I thought. It's that ridiculous imposter of mine." He said, throwing the case aside.
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