A/N
Oooh, fuck me. I came up with another AU idea.
Anyways, part one and two will be Attack of the Clones, part three and four will be Revenge of the Sith cause I don't feel like doing Phantom Menace and i usually do two parts per movie. If you need to refresh yourself on the plot of that one, Wikipedia it if you don't have Disney plus or the patience to watch it (sad. You'll miss Duel of the Fates)
Also I considered calling Thor Thorbi-Wan Kenobi, but no one, myself included, would take it seriously if I did that, so he'll just be Thor Kenobi.
Also Thanos will be Palpatine for narrative reasons, but until part two when he gets deformed, he's basically just gonna be Josh Brolin until Nick Fury (OBVIOUSLY Mace Windu) disfigures him into the Thanos we know and hate, but like... Thin.
Also again, the best reason for me to do this is the fact that Loki was called Skywalker in the original mythology, so like... Boom. And you can fact check me on that, it's canon.
Also again again, yeah, I know this is gonna end even WORSE than the ending of the Crimson Peak AU (iykyk), but as I've stated several times, I hate myself.
Also again again AGAIN, Valkyrie is gonna be Yoda cause badass wisdom. But like, she's not small, green, and backwards speaking. Just a literal Valkyrie aight?
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A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away...
There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic.
This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Beck has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy.
Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galactic Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC To assist the overwhelmed Jedi...
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Space above Coruscant
The sleek silver ship of the Senator Amidala from Naboo cruised along smoothly as it broke the surface of the city planet. The Senator's ship was flanked by two smaller fighter ships, each containing a guard, one male, and one female.
Aboard the silver ship, a crew member came for the Senator from the front deck.
"Senator, we're making our final approach into Coruscant." The Lieutenant reported.
"Very good, Lieutenant." Senator Amidala replied.
They made their way through a layer of fog, and then landed safely on a landing platform amongst the flying traffic and tall skyscrapers that made up most of the planet. The pilots of the guard ships got out once they landed. One, by the name of Captain Clint Typho, took his helmet off as his female counterpart got out of her ship. She chose to keep her helmet on, the visor down over her face. The hatch of Senator Amidala's ship opened and she carefully got off the larger spacecraft, flanked by a couple of guards. She may not have been Naboo's Queen anymore, but she still somewhat looked the part with the makeup and elaborate dresses.
"We made it. I guess I was wrong. There was no danger at all." Captain Clint told his female companion.
Just as the Senator got off of her ship, it exploded with a loud bang and flash of light. Debris flew everywhere as Clint and the other guard rushed forward. The other guard took off her helmet, which showed that she was actually the Senator. The other was a decoy for protection as requested by Captain Clint. Now, she supposed, it really was a good idea. Senator Olivia Amidala rushed to her fallen decoy, now bloodied and short of breath. Dying.
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