"Knock, knock"
"Huh?"
"Knock, knock"
"Are you making a knock, knock joke?" Hitomi tilted her head
"KnOck, KnOck!" Ai said before her bunny ears straightened up
"Huh? This is the first time someone's telling me a knock, knock joke... This is weird" the green haired girl put her index finger on her chin
"Knock, knock, Fukukado-San!" The bunny girl hit the table with her fist
At the moment, they were on a picnic in Ryuu's backyard.
Hitomi and Ai were sitting on the chairs and drank soda while Ryuu sat on a blanket on the ground and read a book
"Just ask 'Who's there'" the annoyed boy sighed before running a hand through his blond hair
"Fu-Fukukado-San?!?" Ai asked Hitomi confused and concerned
Ryuu got up from the ground and ran to the girl before grabbing her shoulders and shaking her violently
"Earth to Fukukado! Earth to Fukukado!" He yelled
He continued shaking her as he sighed "This isn't working..." he mumbled
"Hitomi.exe has stopped working" the green haired girl whispered as she fell backwards from her chair
Well she didn't fall
Ryuu was holding her
It was just an awkward moment where she was leaning backwards, but stood in place
"How-"
"What-"
Both kids were confused. Was this because of the knock, knock joke?
They faced a villain, yet this is what got to her?
"This situation requires drastic measures!" Ai said with determination sparking in her eyes as she formed a fist with her hand and hit her other hand
"To much of a bother.." Ryuu complained "To hell with this, I'm going to sleep" he turned around heading towards his blanket
Ai caught his shirt and dragged him back to where they were standing before
In the meantime Hitomi was laying in the ground since Ryuu let go of her shoulders and she fell
"I'll go first!" The bunny girl said before putting her snow white hair in a high ponytail
"Ahh! Hitomi~Chann! Make me the happiest woman alive and marry me!" She said in the manliest voice she could talk in
"That won't work.." Ryuu complained
Hitomi put her hands on her cheeks before turning around
"I'm sorry! My heart belongs to Adachi-Senpai and Adachi-Senpai only!" She squeaked
"Well that went down faster than I thought it would.."
"Well why don't you do something to help?!" The girl yelled frustrated
"I think the best decision is to call a pro hero and let them help Fukukado "
"You know what? That's a great idea!"
"Well I suggested it. Of course it's a great ide.... No! It's an incredible idea!"
"Yeah! Let's go!"
~~~
"Sneaking past your mom was a piece of cake, Hisakawa-Kun!"
"You do know that you're yelling, right?..."
"Let's go!"
The boy sighed as he followed the bunny
"Isn't that a hero?"
"Yeah, I think it's a hero"
"He looks cool"
"Yeah"
"I saw him on TV the other day! He was in some sort of a sports festival! He must be a hero!"
"Let's go!" The girl cheered
"Why are you saying 'Let's go' so much?"
"LeT'S gO!"
They both ran to the 'hero' and tugged on his clothes
"We need help!" Ai told the hero
"Our friend always makes knock, knock jokes and when she-" Ryuu looked at the bunny girl "made a knock, knock joke she got really confused and fell from her chair!"
"That sounds like someone I know.."
"Please help her!"
"I'm still not a hero, but I'll try to help as much as I can"
"Thank you" the both said before running of
~~~
"There she is!"
"Hitomi?" The 'hero' tilted his head
The seafoam green haired girl got up in a second with a big blush
"A-Adachi-Senpai! Hello!"
"Huuuh?" Ai raised her eyebrows "You refused my marital proposal because of h-"
Hitomi jumped and put her hand on the girl's mouth trying to shut her up
"Haaaaah haaaaah" She tried to laugh it off
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joke's on you (a bnha fanfic)
Fanfic"Knock, knock" "Not again! Please! No more!" "knock-" *light sobbing* ... Follow the adventures of Hitomi, the daughter of Eraserhead and Ms Joke Watch her grow up and tell as many knock knock jokes she can It starts sad, but then the real adventure...
